1 x wheel, 1 passenger, 1 x cop

**Edbear** · 9th June 2006, 19:43

Originally Posted by scumdog

You and BugJuice need to get together - things like that don't happen on this planet - no sirree bob it don't. Let off indeed!! Pah, try pulling the other one.

(Well not on KB if you follow the threads)

You ol' cynic, you, Scummy! Everyone on KB loves de Police and wouldn't think of criticising, or making generalisations... Stories like this show just what a fine Force we have...

Ps. Great story and shows how the right attitude makes a big difference to the outcome!

**Macktheknife** · 9th June 2006, 20:01

Good for you Biff, I reckon you may have just used up your luck for a while there mate. lol
Nice to hear a good cop story for a change, there are still some good ones after all huh?

**scracha** · 9th June 2006, 20:06

Originally Posted by paturoa

Thats the worst mexican accent I've heard in ages! r u sure he isn't scottish!

cunt. Noo that's Scottish, ken whit ahum taukin aboot?

**boomer** · 9th June 2006, 20:32

Originally Posted by scumdog

You and BugJuice need to get together - things like that don't happen on this planet - no sirree bob it don't. Let off indeed!! Pah, try pulling the other one.

(Well not on KB if you follow the threads)

Different breed of swine to the bastard that did me last nite.. i believe the one last nite was a Chester White, these pigs have medium sized, droopy ears. They usually have large litters and sought for their mothering ability. Boars of this breed are usually aggressive.

Don't get me wrong...No breed of swine is superior to the others. You should select pig based on its physical characteristics and the performance of its relatives (if you can get that information). Good quality feeder pigs should appear healthy, thrifty, vigorous, and alert.

Yorks are neat but they do get sun-burned, so if you get one you should plan on buying suntan lotion for your pig!

A healthy pig; It is important to maintain the health of your pig. The first 2 or 3 weeks are critical, so you should check your pigs several times each day during this period. Strong appetites, body temperatures of 102.5° F, sleek haircoats, and tightly curled tails are all signs of a healthy pig. Healthy pigs are active and alert with bright looks in their eyes.

A pig will give you many clues when it isn't feeling well. some of the clues are poor appetite, guantness, rough hair coat, a dull look in the eyes, excessive coughing, diarrhea, inactivity and lameness.

If you think a pig is sick, take its rectal temperature. If it is 2 degrees or more above normal, call a veterinarian immediately.

A common problem with pig is stress. Hauling, vaccinating, introducing it to strange surroundings and strange pigs can scare or stress a pig. When a pig is stressed, it will be more susceptible to sickness. It may eat less feed and grow slower. It is important to minimize stress, especially when you first get your pig home. Some common diseases are pneumonia, pseudo rabies (mad itch), and swine dysentery.

**Ixion** · 9th June 2006, 20:46

Originally Posted by boomer

...If you think a pig is sick, take its rectal temperature

No matter how dodgy the cop may look, trying to stuff something up his arse is not likely to be a wise move. Especially what with them packing tasers in the future.

**boomer** · 9th June 2006, 20:48

Originally Posted by Ixion

No matter how dodgy the cop may look, trying to stuff something up his arse is not likely to be a wise move. Especially what with them packing tasers in the future.

Hey.. i reckon you'll have a good case in court Ixion.. " The health of teh Pig is paramount..."

**Ixion** · 9th June 2006, 20:52

Well, of course if it was a FEMALE cop, I might (depending on chicky-factor of cop) be keen - purely as a public health measure of course.

**beyond** · 9th June 2006, 20:59

hey, not your fault the extra lard on the back made the front wheel come up. Man, everyone knows a Blackbird can't wheelie without someone on the back aye?

Nic cop for once. If that had been me, I'd be looking at bars by now.

**sunhuntin** · 9th June 2006, 21:26

Originally Posted by Ixion

No matter how dodgy the cop may look, trying to stuff something up his arse is not likely to be a wise move. Especially what with them packing tasers in the future.

an interesting use for the taser if one could get away with it!! make their short n curlies even more curlies!

**Biff** · 9th June 2006, 22:54

Originally Posted by beyond

hey, not your fault the extra lard on the back made the front wheel come up. Man, everyone knows a Blackbird can't wheelie without someone on the back aye?

I can't get it up any more than a foot off the throttle, in 1st. *R1* can loft it off the clutch in second though, and just about get third before the lard arse lands (the bike that is).

Not easy with such a long wheel base.

**marty** · 9th June 2006, 23:39

the busa lifts the wheel with my son on pillion - just comes up nice and easy on the throttle. on my own though i'm a big scardey cat and just can't figure out how hard to accellerate/lift/feather the clutch etc