Twice in a week, this time not so lucky!!

[Swoop]

There appears to be a lack of bikers keeping the caged monkeys in line down that way.
More mirrorectomys are needed to keep the bastards in line.....

[imdying]

That's ghey... had two close ones this morning myself. Van ran a red in front of me... but I could see they weren't going to stop, so I avoided them ok. LS400 Lexus (early one) pulled out from a side street... but it's in a flash part of town, and I've noticed that all those inbred fuckers can't drive for peanuts (especially at this particular intersection), so I avoided an off there too. Bit concerned about the day when I'm not so on to it though

[Ixion]

Sorry to hear , mate, glad 'ywas nothing major.

And yes, they ARE all out to get you.

Had to have a "little talk" with some bint in a grey cage thingy this morning , who decided that a mere honking great white BMW could happily coexist in the same same as her cage. Indicators ? Mirrors ? Head check ? What they ? (Actually she didn't have a clue what a head check was, i asked her. Don't they check that in the licence test? ) .Sigh. At least she was apologetic. So I restricted myself to education rather than larning. How can you NOT see something the size of von Klunken?

[Sniper]

All he was wearing were his pyjamas. Its a really really sick horrible feeling to hit someone!

I have managed to hit a kid who cycled out in front of me. Sick noise when the front wheel collected with his leg.

Glad to hear you are still alive and kicking bend-it. You know what you should do with the kicking part.......

[SARGE]

My prepared course of action (should I ever get the chance to do it)...

Leave bike running on side stand
Open their door
Point out something over there... like "see that shop"
Remove their keys
Throw them "just far enough" under their vehicle
Ride away

Smile knowingly be happy and carry on with my day

i would do something similar..

" good the cops are here..."

( as he turns to where i pointed behind him....)

*WHAM*

THEN i would ride away

[The Pastor]

Warning, yeah im not the sharpest tool in the cookie draw.

How do you get the cops to a seen? I dont really want to call 111 for a non ambulance situation...

[Kendog]

Glad to hear you're ok there Bend-it!
I'm always amazed at how un-apologetic so many people are!! Geeze, it gets up my nose! If I smacked into someone or worse (god, let it never happen!) caused someone to ass off their bike, I'm pretty sure I would immediately be trying to help them and be ready to cop the blame as well as feel like complete shite for like hours!
But seriously, where do some people get off. I hope this guys gets his ass kicked severely by his boss and goes to hell.
Mrs KD.

[onearmedbandit]

Must be the day for it, I had a late model commodore (rental) decide that he could share the same lane as me. Luckily I know all cagers are out to get me, especially 'professional' drivers, rentals, and the, oh fuck it, especially all of them.

[Wasp]

damn man that sucks.... book him for all you can!

this is why im glad i dont work in town but even out here in the hutt has its moments

[Flatcap]

Should pay him a visit and give his van a bit of panelbeating.

One can get the name and address of the vehicle owner from the Post Office - Apparantly it is public information

[onearmedbandit]

I don't think it is any longer though.

[sunhuntin]

Warning, yeah im not the sharpest tool in the cookie draw.

How do you get the cops to a seen? I dont really want to call 111 for a non ambulance situation...

my only off....my cell phone was not in my jacket, so when i lay down on the footpath, i let those around me take over. i think they did call 111 for ambos, and then cops come along naturally...hell, i even got a fire engine, lmfao. had my phone been on me...i dont know whether i would have used it or not. i didnt have any other thought that get off the road and sit down.

any off bad enough to require a cop would likely also need an ambo, even just for a check over if you arent badly hurt. 111 is there, so i wouldnt feel concerned about using it for an ambo/fire engine/cops. [anything other than a prank call]

[Bend-it]

I don't think it is any longer though.

Yes it is, and I got it to contact the company and his boss... Sent him an email with setails of what happened... Hope he gets fired!! Ohh yeah, and they pay for repairs etc...

Thank God for cordura and armour!!

[Insanity_rules]

Hey there Bend-it
Any further news about your off buddy? I've been working too hard the last couple of days so hadn't seen your post till now. Glad to hear your OK.