Police working to a quota?? Surely not...

[spudchucka]

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The thread looks better already....

I know the feeling well, enjoy my abscence from your screen.

[Finn]

I know the feeling well, enjoy my abscence from your screen.

I'd prefer your abscence from the roads.

My offer still stands, come work for me Spud. I need a hard arse.

[Swoop]

My offer still stands. I need a hard arse.

Oh dear.

I wouldn't let this become public knowledge if I were you...

[Finn]

Oh dear.

I wouldn't let this become public knowledge if I were you...

Does everything always have to end up in the gutter? Grow up please.

[Swoop]

Does everything always have to end up in the gutter? Grow up please.

No thanks. Nature says I must grow old, but I choose not to grow up...

[The_Dover]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10390730

Must be having a few issues with the road toll in East Timor.

[spudchucka]

I'd prefer your abscence from the roads.

My offer still stands, come work for me Spud. I need a hard arse.

When there's an offer on the table I'll give you an answer. How much $$$$ are you offering and what sort of work do you have in mind?

[Lou Girardin]

When there's an offer on the table I'll give you an answer. How much $$$$ are you offering and what sort of work do you have in mind?

He did give you a clue spud. The proctologist is covered by Southern Cross.

[scumdog]

He did give you a clue spud. The proctologist is covered by Southern Cross.

Going by a lot of comments on KB it sounds like half the members need to be members of Southern Cross....

[paturoa]

In a quiet moment, v late last nite, i was reading this entire thread and a thought occured 2 me b4 the zzzs won.

I know how to solve the speeding prob!

I was watching American Chopa the other day and they made this set of handle bars that ended up being a big sharp spike just on front of the riders head / face.

Any prang and "you'd be eating it" said Vinnie?

Anyway - why dont we put a big spike in cages and bikes etc that sticks out when the speed limit is exceeded, and retracts when below the limit.

I know I would stay below the limit then.

If I then sped, the big bike spike would skewer my nut if I pranged and then I certianly wouldn't be doing it twice as I'd just have had a self - lobotomy and wouldn't drive fast any more. QED

[Lou Girardin]

I think most people understand that there needs to be traffic enforcement and why its there.

I think most of those same people just get pretty upset when it happens at the expense of general duties policing.

Both sides need to be Policed, you cant have one and not the other.

Well said, can we have the other now?

[number33]

Groundhog Day!! (again)

Same old blah-blah-blah, - public whinge & cops 'defend' their position.

Keep it going if it makes you happy but I can't see things changing in the near future guys.

Of course he's right, all this arguing is just tiresome shit. Who fucken needs it. Whether the cops deserve it or not, I for one just can't be fucking bothered with it anymore. Life's too short for bitching. Does that make me a quitter? All the scrappers here, cops included, should turn over a new leaf like me and become responsible, respectable pillars of society instead. Stop laughing..

[Patrick]

Well said, can we have the other now?

Bosses must be reading these threads, coz its worked!!!

They can't give us hours to target traffic stuff any more, coz they want 1 ticket per hour tasked, and that is quotas... or performance indicators...whatever....

[Lou Girardin]

See, I do all this to make life easier for you guys.
No no, don't thank me. It's all in a days work.

[Ixion]

Well, well. Now there's a turn up for the books.

Will it make the slightest difference to the number of people getting tickets , I wonder? Or complaining about it when they do?

And, *now* what are we going to be able to bitch about.