Oh well I lose my licence on Monday..

[Grahameeboy]

Fuck man, I've already taught her how to wash the dishes.

Slavery now one of your attributes eh?

[Grahameeboy]

Good to hear the loss of licence hasn't got you down GB. Can't say I will cope to well if (OK when) mine decides it's time for a 3 month sabatical. I will pm you then for some advice on getting a limited licence.

Me never really down.........I have my faith too......plus I have worse to deal with..

[The_Dover]

Slavery now one of your attributes eh?

Isn't that what women are for?

I have my faith too......plus I have worse to deal with..

Is that faith in a George Michael faith kinda way..... that must be awful.

[Lou Girardin]

Kind of off topic here. But how can you follow God's footsteps in the sand?
He walks on water, so he sure as shit won't leave footprints.

[dawnrazor]

2 x 130kph and crossed a no passing line (35 points)

wow 260kph on a SV who'd of thunk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grahameeboy]

Kind of off topic here. But how can you follow God's footsteps in the sand?
He walks on water, so he sure as shit won't leave footprints.

Different part Lou...walking in water was an event and he did not leave footprints...footprints in sand is about following.......but appreciate your input.

[Grahameeboy]

wow 260kph on a SV who'd of thunk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly.............................

[Lou Girardin]

Different part Lou...walking in water was an event and he did not leave footprints...footprints in sand is about following.......but appreciate your input.

Well you've got to know when to stop for a pie and smoke then, he ended up on Calvary. (and a little bit cross)

[Finn]

Well you've got to know when to stop for a pie and smoke then, he ended up on Calvary. (and a little bit cross)

He also stopped along the way to nail that hooker Madeline. In those days they didn't have latex condoms. Instead they used pouches made from the foreskins of Jews. Unfortunately Jebus one leaked, the whore got pregnant and he got a nasty bout of syphilis.

[Lou Girardin]

He also stopped along the way to nail that hooker Madeline.

Mary Magdeline. (I didn't have catholiscism beaten into me for nothing)
(Luckily I wasn't cute enough to be an altar boy)

[scumdog]

He also stopped along the way to nail that hooker Madeline. In those days they didn't have latex condoms. Instead they used pouches made from the foreskins of Jews. Unfortunately Jebus one leaked, the whore got pregnant and he got a nasty bout of syphilis.

Sheesh Finn, YOUR Bible must read a shitload different to mine and all the others I've seen!!

[Ixion]

He also stopped along the way to nail that hooker Madeline. In those days they didn't have latex condoms. Instead they used pouches made from the foreskins of Jews. Unfortunately Jebus one leaked, the whore got pregnant and he got a nasty bout of syphilis.

Hm. Mr Finn must be thinking of his own requirements for prophylatics. Since Jewish boys are circumcised when a few days old, those pouches would be VERY small. Suitable perhaps for Mr Finn, but not for anyone else.

[Lou Girardin]

Hm. Mr Finn must be thinking of his own requirements for prophylatics. Since Jewish boys are circumcised when a few days old, those pouches would be VERY small. Suitable perhaps for Mr Finn, but not for anyone else.

This deserves bling. Bugger the bling nazi.

[Finn]

Hm. Mr Finn must be thinking of his own requirements for prophylatics. Since Jewish boys are circumcised when a few days old, those pouches would be VERY small. Suitable perhaps for Mr Finn, but not for anyone else.

Or perhaps jesus had a small willy.

[Finn]

Sheesh Finn, YOUR Bible must read a shitload different to mine and all the others I've seen!!

Meh, it's just a old book on human phylosophy that's lost in translation. Dan Brown's translation makes more sense.

For instance, Mary didn't have Jesus at all. She had a little lamb. They even made a song about it.

***News Flash - Zed the red repper red repped me. Hey Zed, the Tooth Fairy isn't real either. Same goes for the Easter Bunny and sorry to break this one to you too but the big guy in the red suit... sorry buddy. I'm not sure about Superman but I know for a fact that Dr Evil is very alive and well.