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[motoGP]

During my lunch break I rode down to the local chemist to get some throat lozenges. When I walked in, the lady behind the counter asked do I ride a bike? With helmet in hand gloves still on, and wearin a riding jacket, I felt the answer was slightly obvious. However feeling mischievous I replied saying I don’t ride but drive the Toyota corolla parked out front . She asked about the helmet, to which I replied I drive fast, and don’t want to hurt my head if I crash. To my amassment she actually believed me… ….I strolled out smirking, and burst into laughter outside, I wobbled back to work laughing all the way.

You guys ever had anything like this happen to you?

[MattRSK]

I once had a guy ask me if my name, Matthew, is spelled with a "ph". That was pretty funny.

[N4CR]

I once had a guy ask me if my name, Matthew, is spelled with a "ph". That was pretty funny.

Because it's short for 'phag'. You do ride a honda remember?

[MattRSK]

Thanks N4CR. I love Hondas, so I couldnt give a fuck what you say. Lol. I got nothing against you lol.

[Zed]

...However feeling mischievous I replied saying I don’t ride but drive the Toyota corolla parked out front . She asked about the helmet, to which I replied I drive fast, and don’t want to hurt my head if I crash. To my amassment she actually believed me… ….I strolled out smirking, and burst into laughter outside, I wobbled back to work laughing all the way.

You guys ever had anything like this happen to you?

It's an obvious case of 'ask a stupid question, get a stoopid answer', but once you realised she believed you you should have done the right thing and apologised for only joking with her...oh well, maybe next time she serves you she'll see you roll on up on your bike and give you a good clip round the ear lol.

[98tls]

should have said "na i am going to rob the shop next door when im finished here and i dont want to be recognised"

[cowpoos]

During my lunch break I rode down to the local chemist to get some throat lozenges. When I walked in, the lady behind the counter asked do I ride a bike? With helmet in hand gloves still on, and wearin a riding jacket, I felt the answer was slightly obvious. However feeling mischievous I replied saying I don’t ride but drive the Toyota corolla parked out front . She asked about the helmet, to which I replied I drive fast, and don’t want to hurt my head if I crash. To my amassment she actually believed me… ….I strolled out smirking, and burst into laughter outside, I wobbled back to work laughing all the way.

You guys ever had anything like this happen to you?

I said exactly the same thing once...I was test riding a hyosung and didn't want anyone to know...so I said I was driving a toyota corola and really fast coz I have a helmet and gloves!!!

[sunhuntin]

It's an obvious case of 'ask a stupid question, get a stoopid answer', but once you realised she believed you you should have done the right thing and apologised for only joking with her...oh well, maybe next time she serves you she'll see you roll on up on your bike and give you a good clip round the ear lol.

then thats a good case for wearing the helmet then...so she cant clip you one. lmfao.

[MSTRS:Me]

You guys ever had anything like this happen to you?

Oh yea. Used to mow lawns for a living - signwritten truck, all the gear, fadges, covered in grass, etc....some woman came up to me amd asked "Do you mow lawns?" Some people just like to hear their own voice I reckon.
Anyways, I told the woman "Nup. I paint houses."
She walked away, shaking her head like I was loopy.

[motoGP]

I said exactly the same thing once...I was test riding a hyosung and didn't want anyone to know...

LOL *goes outside and peels of the stickers*
Where you on the 650, or the wee-little 250?

[apteryx_haasti]

I stopped in a a petrol station on my way home not too long ago. Put the $8 of petrol in that I needed, walk in to pay wearing my helmet, jacket, gloves. Say to the man behind the counter "Pump 4" and he says to me...."The motorbike?"....


Uh.....yeah.

[Zed]

...and he says to me...."The motorbike?"....

Uh.....yeah.

Sometimes petrol station attendants need to clarify such things, but it sounds like you would've really confused him if you'd taken off your helmet, etc lol!

[Ixion]

I stopped in a a petrol station on my way home not too long ago. Put the $8 of petrol in that I needed, walk in to pay wearing my helmet, jacket, gloves. Say to the man behind the counter "Pump 4" and he says to me...."The motorbike?"....


Uh.....yeah.

I think the only answer that one could give to that would be "Motorbike? What motorbike ? "

[cowpoos]

LOL *goes outside and peels of the stickers*
Where you on the 650, or the wee-little 250?

nah....just fuckin wif ya....last time I asked if I could ride one....I got a big....NO!!! [aye skelstar ya lil tit!!!] so was so offended I havn't asked again!

[Colapop]

I don't get it. Why does someone ask you what you've just told them.
At work;
"you look like you just went for a run..." - person
"I went to the gym" - me
"So you go to the gym?" - person
Duh. Yeah, just said that. Dumass.