How 2 get mum 2 let me have a bike

**pixc** · 20th July 2006, 18:59

Originally Posted by nezorf

i would be at kiwifones.co.nz/forums lol. na she fine with most things excetpt bikes drug and drinking to much alcahole, she even singed a waver form when i went skydiving to say she wont take them to court if i die or get hurt. dont know what to think of that

Are you doing that on purpose? Is there a medical condition ie dyslexia,Gerstmann's Syndrom?

She lets you go skydiving...but not get a bike??

**sunhuntin** · 20th July 2006, 19:29

Originally Posted by Ixion

Um, how much are your weeks wages? Though I came perilous close to fulfilling your prophecy this afternoon. Bloody good thing ABS brakes.

lol. depends on the week, lol. this week will be a biggie. 11 hour shift yesterday [meant to be 12, but i bunked early!] and no break whatsoever. lol.
and ix.....may you continue to ride without ever meeting the ground at speed!

**sunhuntin** · 20th July 2006, 19:33

Originally Posted by pixc

Are you doing that on purpose? Is there a medical condition ie dyslexia,Gerstmann's Syndrom?

She lets you go skydiving...but not get a bike??

hmmm. maybe she thought darwin would be painless that way?

*P/T

**Hitcher** · 20th July 2006, 21:26

Originally Posted by nezorf

she even singed a waver form

What a talented woman. I have heard of people singing menus but never a waver (sic) form...

Are you sure that you're not related to Sk8r_boi? I know communicating by chronic flatus it's not a "Taranaki thing" because some people who originated from that fairest of provinces are prodigiously literate (even if they did go to all-girl schools)...

**SuperDave** · 20th July 2006, 22:17

Oh please God don't get a bike. Don't get a car either. There are enough people on the roads who can't drive for shit, and if you rode like you spell...

**Quartida** · 20th July 2006, 22:58

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I know communicating by chronic flatus it's not a "Taranaki thing" because some people who originated from that fairest of provinces are prodigiously literate

Now that...that is a sentence to be proud of.

**Swoop** · 20th July 2006, 23:12

Originally Posted by chickenfunkstar

y do u wnt a bke? I wntd 1 cos i was spndin ova 3 hrs a day n da traffc. If u cme up wif gd rsns for getin a bke mbe ur mum wil lt u gt 1. pce out dawg.

Alright. Where is the button that brings up the subtitles on this computer???

**Swoop** · 20th July 2006, 23:13

Originally Posted by pixc

She lets you go skydiving...but not get a bike??

You will have to trust me on this one, skydiving is much safer.

**Quartida** · 20th July 2006, 23:17

Originally Posted by Swoop

You will have to trust me on this one, skydiving is much safer.

But a terrible way to commute.

**Ixion** · 21st July 2006, 01:31

Well, the commute IN is OK, but back home is a real bastard.

**nezorf** · 21st July 2006, 22:06

Originally Posted by jazbug5

What stopped her from burning it entirely, then?

she just thinks that a sheat of nylone and sum string will save me
and a grand or more of protection, my driving ability and care full drving wont stop me getting hurt, corse it wont bult least i have a hope

**Virago** · 21st July 2006, 22:11

I think I might cry....

**Ixion** · 21st July 2006, 22:13

Tring? Oh , you'll be fine in that case. Wonderful stuff tring.Useful, like.

Hang around lad, I foresee a rich new stream of additions to the KB glossary.

Tring. Like bling, but it's useful instead of ornamental.

sk8r_boi finally has a worthy successor I reckon

Some one call the emergency team for Mr Hitcher please.

**nezorf** · 21st July 2006, 22:25

statisticaly (spelling ????) driving to work in a cages is the most dangerous thing to do.

y is every one saying if i cant spell properly i am a rebal or i dont have the skills to ride a bike? spelling is realy hard 4 me

taranki is not a hole just statford and ingelwood