Auckland Crime Syndicate anyone?

**tomthepohm** · 19th July 2006, 09:32

I am thinking of starting up a crime syndicate.

I will be the Don and I need some lackeys and a second in command. There are a few applications for mindless thugs, Oh and of course there will have to be some hot birds for the gangs pleasure. (Have Norfland crew in mind for the mindless thugs)

The Police in Auackland seem to have nothing else to do but give out speeding fines, so lets get it sorted guys, give the poor buggers something to do….

We can be totally mobile, bikes of course, number plates on, as it is my intention to run fear in to the heart of the NZ cuntsables, they wont dare to stop any of the Dons gang members.

You only need a bike and a brick.

Any ideas please feel free to join up or pass comment.

PS, anyone serious reads this and takes it seriously then i will tell you to get fucked and chill out now rather than later.

**The_Dover** · 19th July 2006, 09:38

Are we going to have costumes?

**Lias** · 19th July 2006, 09:39

ooh Oooh can I have an Armani suit and dark glasses and my very own junior gangster cement mixer?

**tomthepohm** · 19th July 2006, 09:45

Yea good one Dover, not thought of that, guess its the gang would have to take a vote.

**The Stranger:Me** · 19th July 2006, 09:47

Originally Posted by tomthepohm

Yea good one Dover, not thought of that, guess its the gang would have to take a vote.

Get lost this is not a democracy.
You are the Don you bloody tell them what they are wearing!

**ManDownUnder** · 19th July 2006, 09:49

Originally Posted by CaN

Get lost this is not a democracy.
You are the Don you bloody tell them what they are wearing!

Yeah - I vote for the Don being a dictator - who's with me?

**tomthepohm** · 19th July 2006, 09:49

True that, but my members are important to me, and what we wear is very important.
I am a dictator, this is the one choice thats open.

**Colapop** · 19th July 2006, 09:50

I'll be the president of the Wellington (manufacturing & distribution) Syndicate.

Jandals are a must!

**Ixion** · 19th July 2006, 09:50

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Are we going to have costumes?

No, but you get to wear your underpants outside your jeans.

ooh Oooh can I have an Armani suit and dark glasses and my very own junior gangster cement mixer?

Armani underpants?

Of course, *suitable* costumes would have to be mandatory for any female members.

**DMNTD:Me** · 19th July 2006, 09:51

Originally Posted by tomthepohm

...You only need a bike and a brick.

So which piece of your bike will you be riding Tom de-Fencer?
I'm definately in but we'd need a secret handshake and a patch....oh oh and a mascott!
Have seriously thought about it up here as sick of the baggy pants brigade bullying people up here in town. Someone was killed last weekend by a git with his pants half down...obviously he was caught cause he couldn't run away!

**nodrog:Me** · 19th July 2006, 09:52

I have my own bat and a bad attitude, where do I sign up? also I could possibly supply the Skanks.

**skelstar** · 19th July 2006, 09:53

I want to say 'bitch'.

**tomthepohm** · 19th July 2006, 09:54

You are on to it Colapop. Will send you down some samples tomorrow, keep a look out for an all black K5, will be one of da Norfland Syndicate. Dont disrespect him.