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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    THATS FUCKEN EXCELENT MARK , I STILL DO THAT SORTA SHIT , ID LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THIS KINDA RIDING , APPROPRIATE GREEN BLING HAS BEEN AWARDED
    Pffft! Like bling from you counts for something!
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    I am WINJA. Hurry up, we're meeting mark in 5 minutes.

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    Haha, I love it Mark, well done.

    Everyone has to start somewhere.

    I'll upload those wheelie and stoppie videos some time, I've got a cold at the moment and feel like shit, haven't laughed as much today until I read this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    Area + bike + boredom + idot not wearing protective gear = THIS

    This poor guy came of his bike at apporx 40kph (thanks to a car which pulled out in front of him from a side-street) read the story HERE
    Nasty! you should see my arm

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    IS THAT YOU RIDING THAT BIKE ON A PUBLIC ROAD WITH NO HANDS ON THE BARS ,ID RATHER HAVE MARK RIDING TOWARDS ME SITTING ON THE TANK THAN YOU EVEN ON THE SAME ROAD AS ME WITH BOTH HANDS ON THE BARS, ALL YOU FUCKERS NEED TO STOP GIVING THIS GUY SHIT I THINK ITS A GOOD EFFORT , STAND UP WHEELIES NEXT MARK
    what you mean next...i'm already starting to learn standing up wheelies.....helps me get my weight back and get the fooker up

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    THATS FUCKEN EXCELENT MARK , I STILL DO THAT SORTA SHIT , ID LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THIS KINDA RIDING , APPROPRIATE GREEN BLING HAS BEEN AWARDED
    i bet you own a copy of the Darwin Awards, or have at least looked at the website?
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    Mark, when are you coming up to my place next so I can video you doing wheelies outside local schools at 3 PM ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    i bet you own a copy of the Darwin Awards, or have at least looked at the website?
    WHATEVER BITCH , IF YOU WANNA RIDE LIKE A POOF THATS YOUR CHOICE

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    WHATEVER BITCH , IF YOU WANNA RIDE LIKE A POOF THATS YOUR CHOICE
    all my stunts are performed on the ct, including wheelies, stoppies, and sitting on the top box (while fixing my jackets zip).. personally, I find doing those, less dangerous than crossing the roads (even with a flouro jacket)

    *Edit: and jumping speedhumps
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    all my stunts are performed on the ct, including wheelies, stoppies, and sitting on the top box (while fixing my jackets zip).. personally, I find doing those, less dangerous than crossing the roads (even with a flouro jacket)

    *Edit: and jumping speedhumps
    We don't care, this thread is about Mark "The Clown" Auckland.

    Cruising through a 50 kmp/h zone, Mark comes flying past me at what I'd presume to be at least 120 kmp/h ... then stalls it at a set of lights and has to push start it in front of other cars.

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. His stupidty must be embraced and appreciated.

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    Mark, you're a weirdo.

    Crashe, people are going to do what they want to do whether you decide to preach to them or not. Either they're wise enough to know better, or they're stupid enough to not. Either way, just change your signature to something about how will die if you sit on your bike without 5 layers of gear, and three helmets on. Then just do a blank post in every thread.

    This isn't a diss, but everytime someone posts about having fun on a bike (even in controlled circumstances) you decide to have a go at them.

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    hey Mark.. i'll buy the wreck

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    all my stunts are performed on the ct, including wheelies, stoppies, and sitting on the top box (while fixing my jackets zip).. personally, I find doing those, less dangerous than crossing the roads (even with a flouro jacket)

    *Edit: and jumping speedhumps
    I also have done something similar.......sitting behind the pillion, facing the other way, doing 130kph, pouring a ready made coffee from my tarten thermos and buttering a muffin....ok droped the muffin, but didnt spill a drop of coffee. .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by swanny
    We don't care, this thread is about Mark "The Clown" Auckland.

    Cruising through a 50 kmp/h zone, Mark comes flying past me at what I'd presume to be at least 120 kmp/h ... then stalls it at a set of lights and has to push start it in front of other cars.

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. His stupidty must be embraced and appreciated.
    what was that...oooo thats right you crashed my bike earlier that night...thats a bit worse than a stall lol

    and yer errrmmmm it was only 120....tui anyone?

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    Tsk tsk . Silly, pointless,irresponsible. And we all did that sort of shit at your age. 'Cept none of us fossils will admit to it now, cos then we couldn't scold you for doing it.Pompousness is the tribute which age pays to youth.

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