I'm gonna start running my bike on whisky.....works for me....*hic*...
I'm gonna start running my bike on whisky.....works for me....*hic*...
In space, no one can smell your fart.
It's still cheaper than beer. Why is that?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Don't know - maybe we should drink petrol.Originally Posted by Hitcher
'2 pints of 95 and a packet of crisps'. Nature's broom.
Even more - it's still cheaper than bottled water. So much for running cars on water.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
If evolution is true, why do we still have legs so long after the invention of the internal combustion engine?
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
To work the pedals, silly. Obvious (Brake clutch accelerator in cages, brake and gearlever on bikes). You try riding a bike without legs!
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
In that case it would appear that our legs have been a hindrance to further advance up the evolutionary ladder.
If we didn't have legs then our brains would have to get bigger so that we could invent vehicles that don't need pedals to operate.
There is no evolutionary pressure to get smarter - I certainly don't sense it anyway!
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
More to the point, how come our legs haven't evolved into wheels?
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Until the Japs built cars, legs were an essential item.Originally Posted by idb
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
There are always cheaper alternatives to the bikes......
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
So we can still reach the pedals silly.Originally Posted by idb
Edit: Woops, Ixion bet me to it. In future Ixion, please stick to moderating and leave the funny stuff to me eh?
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