Bike names: Has she gotta name yet? Let's hear her name

**-JC & Eleanor-** · 13th October 2006, 13:18

Bro If You Wanas Be A Cock, N Harass Peepz Go Sumwhere Else Man, We Dont Need Wanks Like Yourself Harrasing Myself And Other Peepz All Just Tryna Hav A Bitta Fun Here.

Maybe Palmy Has Frozen You Up Or Something Because I Think I Have A Name For Your Bike .. Shes A "bitch"
U Gota Have Respect For Your Bike Man, Otherwise Shell Fukn Not Put Out When Your Ridin Her, And Ull Get Hurt Mate.

Dont Come Here Fukn Harrasn Peepz Who Are Havng A Good Time!!.

Jc.

**The_Dover** · 13th October 2006, 13:19

Oh holy fucking jesus christ on a stick. (sorry zed)

HITCHER!!!!!!

**Ixion** · 13th October 2006, 13:22

Mibne all have totally logical and sensible names

Petal. The poms always called the GT750 the (Tea) Kettle. And what would you call a kettle, but Petal the Kettle.

Classicists will of course be aware that Phoebe was a female Titan. Two big jugs out front, gotta be female.

ffwabbit - well it's a thumper so wabbit is obvious. And I thought it should be called Floyd, cos it's not pink (is blue actually). But Floyd the Thumper morphed into lloyd the thumper, thence to Welch rabbit . So in deference to the Welch motive, I doubled the f. ffwabbit.

Der Uberfarter von Klunken. Well, he thinks he's aristocratic. And the K series BMWS are notorious for backfiring , it's what they do. So, Der Uberfarter. And everyone knows about klunky BMW gearboxs. Der Uberfater von klunken

Like I say, all totally logical, inevitable even.

**-JC & Eleanor-** · 13th October 2006, 13:27

Well Agreed On Brother

Old School!!

**The_Dover** · 13th October 2006, 13:30

Are you black or do you just talk like a crack addict?

**bobsmith** · 13th October 2006, 13:46

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Are you black or do you just talk like a crack addict?

Haha, what he said....

I see you're fairly new here... But if I wanted to be nice, I wouldn't be sitting infront of my computer now... And if you want people to be nice, Internet forum is definately not the place for it, though people KB I've noticed are hell a lot more friendly than other forums.

Anyhow, welcome to the forum and one piece of advice if I may... Try firefox 2.0, I hear it has a spell checker built in. Though, it will do nothing for your grammar I'm afraid..... Perhaps firefox 3.0 will have a grammar checker...

[edit] - you're right about Palmy though... see my updated Location... - I miss the shore...

**Big Dog** · 13th October 2006, 14:49

Cleopatra.
Somewhat classy but a bit of a slut.
Dark and mysterious.
Known to have a penchant killing men on a whim.
Any woman who thinks I can live without having tasted the power is living in de nile.

**yungatart** · 13th October 2006, 14:52

Tippy- the rego is xxTPY - or maybe it is more to do with my style? of riding..

**Lil_Byte** · 13th October 2006, 15:21

Am I boring I just refer to her as the bike.

**MattRSK** · 13th October 2006, 15:28

Jezabel

Thats what she is called!

yo look look look
dey call her jezabel
u might find her in ur neighbor hood
always in sum shit
up to no good
constent boasting braging to her friends
juiced every boy in the ends
get off in da skool
she were truent every day
always on the link
different boy everyday
missed mathematics she was doin acrobatics
but not gym class
she was gettin doggied fast
yo dey call her jezabel

friends call her sket behind her back
she never knew the plot
she was born off track
tight top, short skirt thinks shes too nice
hates love but shes been deep in twice
pass with hoe she cant keep her legs closed
always wanna creep
now shes in to deep
now she faces neglect, abuse and rape
man sed dat he'll killa
if she tried to escape
[chorus]
wots ur name
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a JEZABEL
U might find her at a house rave
for the fifth time
shes getting wind from behind
had a bit to drink
so shes acting kinda slow
she came with natasha
but shes leaving wid joe
ricky loves jezzy but
jezzy loves william
and ricky means well
but ricky aint got a thing
joes got a name
and jezzy loves fame
she wants a man to show
so its all about joe
Dey call her jezabel
on her way to get wocked out
get battried den get kicked out
jezzy wernt expecting more den 4
but wot could she say
she just did it anyway
messed up caught a kinda STD
gonorrhea, herpes no VD
left bitter, left angry left vex
but still love sex
passed it on to da next
[chorus]
wots ur name
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy
ive seen u about
i think ur choong(boom ting)
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a jezzy jezzy
where u from hot stuff
buff ting
i really hope ur not a grim
i really hope ur not a JEZABEL
Pretty but aint got a brain
got no shame got jucied on the train
went from daddys little girl to
daddys heart attact
house recker side
she could never go back
raised in a church
not noing anything
then learned about boys
ruined everything
age 16
she was never full grown
she was
in a family
now shes got one of her own
two kids even worse
two little girls
two more of her dats
two Jezabels
two fatherless kids one single mum
no longer young but da boy still cum
wishing she could take it back to the old school
and make better choices
o wot a fool
bottle by her side she wonder man
if only she was six years younger
danm!

**MattRSK** · 13th October 2006, 15:28

Go on its a good read.

**Maha** · 13th October 2006, 15:36

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Are you black or do you just talk like a crack addict?

Fuck man you kill me, thats the best laugh i have had today......

**lukelin250** · 13th October 2006, 17:10

Originally Posted by bobsmith

I'm trying not to be a sexiest here... but....

YOU ALL SOUND LIKE FUCKING WOMEN!!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAVE A FUCKING NAME!!!!!

Contrary to popular belief goods things in life don't all have to have names.... bloody helll next thing I know people will be naming cars, planes and boats... oh hang on, they already do that!!!

why wouldnt you name somthing you love and look after so much??? your bike is a living breathing machine and should be given respect. bet you name your cock !!!

**lukelin250** · 13th October 2006, 17:14

hahah that rhyme was classic, and no jc is not black hes a white boy from da shore like me yall haha we can get our lean on without being blackk,,

**bobsmith** · 13th October 2006, 18:45

Originally Posted by lukelin250

why wouldnt you name somthing you love and look after so much??? your bike is a living breathing machine and should be given respect. bet you name your cock !!!

I'm in general against naming things for the heck of naming it... I am a firm believer that all birds, insects, mammals and other living things should be renamed with numeric designations (ie, bird 99102, bird82745, insect 18273, etc, etc...)

And, no, I do not have a name for my penis and contrary to popular belief, naming body parts no matter how important is not "cool". Instead, this would be a great place to use the phrase... "That's GAY!!!"