I so want this story to be true...it's such a hoot.
Imagine the shit that guy gets in the smoko room!
If it hadn't been his own family involved I'd say the 'offender' would have been incapacitated with laughter anyway.
Hmmm...........there's a possible new alternative for restraint that could be tried.
Have a 'Big Book of Law Enforcement Jokes For the Effective Restraint of Subjects' in a locked cabinet in the boot of each cop car and bring it out to reduce the bad guys to tears of helpless laughter.
I might send a note to Nandor or Sue Kedgeley to see if they might be interested putting a private member's bill together.
They might have to have training in the delivery though, not like you see on tv interviews..."It was alleged that a public thoroughfare was negotiated on foot by what was described by eyewitnesses as most likely answering the description of a chicken. Some person or persons must know the reason for this activity and we appeal for any information."
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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