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  1. 24th November 2006, 11:47 #1
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    Only 43 years to go

    Today I have the misfortune to turn 50.

    Only 43 years left until I achieve my aim of

    being shot by a jealous husband

    on the rise

    whilst just reaching the vinegar stroke.


    Next week It will be 35 years since I passed my bike licence.

    A much better reason to celibrate.

    Tonight I will pay homage to Bachaus and in particular that wonderful discovery

    RUM.

    I have a litre waiting for me and I do intend to honour those sugar crystals that gave up their life in the fermentation procedure so as to afford me the joy of getting


    Out of my mind bolloxed.

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  2. 24th November 2006, 11:50 #2
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    You and Bacchus stay off the roads tonight, and away from humans tomorrow !!
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    On ya! Shucks, you been riding longer than I've been alive! Try not to do anything too stoopid while rarking down the rum - like getting tattooed and shanghaied onto a naval vessel!

    I think you should go out for a nice long bike ride beforehand though! No wonder we didn't see ya around yesterday, you were out shopping in the local grog outlets!
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    Happy Birthday
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    Good on yer Dai - have one on me mate I just want to live to a ripe old age without Mrs B sticking something sharp in me!

    I plan to semi-retire in just over a year, a momentous and slightly scary step.

    Have a great day.

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  7. 24th November 2006, 14:44 #7
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    All the best for your ˝ Centaury!
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    Congratulations young fellow.
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    Congratulations Chris!

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    HappyBirthday mate, should have come out for a ride last night was a good one I was TEC.
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