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    Bloody Cops

    I have been a member here for nearly 18 months and been on heaps of KB rides. Met some bloody awesome people from all walks of life, except one.

    When am I going to meet one of our KB cops on a ride?
    I'm beginning to think none of them actually ride.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    When am I going to meet one of our KB cops on a ride?
    I met one on a ride once.

    Shame the cunt wasn't invited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    When am I going to meet one of our KB cops on a ride?
    Doing the coro loop at legal speeds? You'd have to stay overnight someplace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    Doing the coro loop at legal speeds? You'd have to stay overnight someplace...

    You think cops don't like a bit of speed?



    Probably like going fast too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    You think cops don't like a bit of speed?



    Probably like going fast too.
    Well yeh, but everyone else would slow right down eh... either that or the cops'll have to give us a 5 minute head start

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN View Post
    When am I going to meet one of our KB cops on a ride?
    I'm beginning to think none of them actually ride.
    I have meet two of the KB cops on rides.

    One copper works in the city in a copcar but rides bikes.... (Dyn.........50)
    Been on a KB group ride with him. He was on the Charlie Boorman ride with us.
    I have also ridden on a short ride with Nodman..... albeit to a funeral but it was a short ride. He also showed up at the pub on the Thursday Nnight ride, just before his Carpel tunnel op.

    Last Thursday night ride we also had 2 ex cops on the ride with us.

    So they are out there on the rides but just dont make it widely known as to who they are.

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    And unlike Downs syndromers, their not particularly obvious when not in uniform.

    No offense to people suffering from or related to hither to sufferers by comparing them to police officers.
    Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    And unlike Downs syndromers, their not particularly obvious when not in uniform.
    Do people with Downs syndrome usually wear a uniform?

    Doh, must read post before I reply.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    herin lies the 'problem' with being a cop. imagine going on a coro loop at usual KB pace. how long would the bells of double standards ring in their ears? i never went on KB rides when i was a cop cause i couldn't be fucked with the hassles i got when i did 111km/h. even after i left i got the 'ooh you're an ex-cop - you should know better' min fact - i still get that.

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    I've ridden with a cop on Quasi's national park ride last year. Didn't know he was a cop until a few days after we got back. Ridden with a few actually. I haven't got any issues.. just a job..

    The good cunts know when a job is a job, not a passion. And that's not a stab at any cop at all. It's just some take off the job when they take off the uniform. We're all human

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post

    Last Thursday night ride we also had 2 ex cops on the ride with us.

    So they are out there on the rides but just dont make it widely known as to who they are.
    really? far out.. I guess I would not advertise it either! Get heaps of annoying questions, and the conversation would be very limited!

    Be choice chatting to them though, come say hi to me on the next ride! hehe
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    I rode with a cop once. Didn't know he was until months later. He kinda challenged me to a drag (him on GSF600, me on GSXR1100 - go figure). Needless to say, he was left behind immediately. His tongue was drooling when he said "That thing is effortless...how fast did you get to?" and when I told him, he said "Gotta get me something bigger, methinks".
    He's on a hot TL now.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    I know a cop here locally, used to go on rides years ago with him.
    Saw him for the first time for ages the other day.
    All he could talk about was how he saw 300kph on his speedo on his GSXR1000
    Had a rant about highway patrol cops being wankers too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    herin lies the 'problem' with being a cop. imagine going on a coro loop at usual KB pace. how long would the bells of double standards ring in their ears? i never went on KB rides when i was a cop cause i couldn't be fucked with the hassles i got when i did 111km/h. even after i left i got the 'ooh you're an ex-cop - you should know better' min fact - i still get that.

    I really don't see the double standard to which you refer marty. Care to explain please?

    Not arguing or nothing, just I don't see it that way is all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    I have ridden Coromandel with a Cop who is a member of this site,he was damn hard to keep in sight.He knows who is on duty and where,it's easy really.
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