Is your bike your only form of transport?

[Disco Dan]

hehe yeah i know...

Couldnt resist the opportunity to wind you up though!

[Ixion]

Tsk tsk. Well, I thought my directions were explicitly clear. K Road, opposite the billboard of the chick with the titanic tits. A blind man couldn't miss them.

Hmm, that was a year or so back, maybe the billboard has ben changed. That'd be a pity. Anyway , opposite where it was. How on earth could you get lost ?

[crashe]

Tsk tsk. Well, I thought my directions were explicitly clear. K Road, opposite the billboard of the chick with the titanic tits. A blind man couldn't miss them.

Hmm, that was a year or so back, maybe the billboard has ben changed. That'd be a pity. Anyway , opposite where it was. How on earth could you get lost ?

I was in K' Rd and asked some dude on the street where it was exactely... and they said "ummmmm no its not here no more, its down there...." ---------------> pointing the other way........... so off I tootled on my bike thinking 'ok shops do move to new premises.........' and found the ARMY sign up place......

Now if I could have found that twat again, I would have booted him up the jacksie..... for wasting my time....

But hey I found the place....... next time when I stand outside the place I shall turn around and look for that blardy sign that you go on about....

[Mom]

Yeah im sure the bus service in aucks would get me into the city and back but wheres the fun in that??

Besides, if i wanted to get drunk it would be at home or friends place where I could crash for the night. booze is too expensive in clubs and bars, so whenever i go, i take the bike and park next to the bouncer!!

You need to get to know us a bit better DD.......you are safe drinking in our company, but we dont let you sleep............