Cow vs Bike

**gijoe1313** · 30th January 2007, 15:40

Originally Posted by Donor

Didn't stop me front tyre taking a quick trip sideways when that bloody dead possum ran out in front of me at the top of the passing lane just before the Pukekohe Golf course.

Another awful idea dawning...

Don't ride FRONT or BACK of McJim...bejeebus, it's satan hellspawn on two wheels of doom!

**McJim** · 30th January 2007, 15:49

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Another awful idea dawning...

Don't ride FRONT or BACK of McJim...bejeebus, it's satan hellspawn on two wheels of doom!

Ah - you fellas have finally recognised me for who I am - shucks.

Does this mean I won't get invited to any more of your L plate runs?

You do realise I kept that blue BMW off yer arse for about 40 minutes don't you?

Ungrateful wee sods

**crashe** · 30th January 2007, 15:56

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Another awful idea dawning...

Don't ride FRONT or BACK of McJim...bejeebus, it's satan hellspawn on two wheels of doom!

Oi you....... I will have you know that I followed behind McJim very recently....
and nought happened to me....... In fact he saw me safely all the way back to the motorway entrance so that I could get myself home.

So there.

He is a alright rider in my books.... so stop picking on him....... or I will get chickadee onto you........ only cos she lives closer to you.

**Disco Dan** · 30th January 2007, 16:08

Originally Posted by crashe

I will get chickadee onto you........ only cos she lives closer to you.

you know any chickadoo's that live near me you could send round?

**McJim** · 30th January 2007, 16:10

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

you know any chickadoo's that live near me you could send round?

And this is why you are called Desperate Dan by everyone.....

**crashe** · 30th January 2007, 16:11

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

you know any chickadoo's that live near me you could send round?

No

PS: I thought you went out on a 'hot' date the other night....... she dump you too....
cos it was that memorable for her............ NOT !

Or did you pick her up and you got her LOST somewhere in the city.....?

**Disco Dan** · 30th January 2007, 16:14

Awwwwwwww

heheh

**gijoe1313** · 30th January 2007, 16:20

Originally Posted by crashe

Oi you....... I will have you know that I followed behind McJim very recently....
and nought happened to me....... In fact he saw me safely all the way back to the motorway entrance so that I could get myself home.

So there.

He is a alright rider in my books.... so stop picking on him....... or I will get chickadee onto you........ only cos she lives closer to you.

Aieeeeee!! Not you toooooo! McJim has infected another! That tartan terror from the twisties of the Trossachs has tolled the bell for thee! (Hmmm W00t...just one more post to 1000...and I'm wasting it here!)

And chickadee doesn't scare me! ...... much I phear the wrath of the crazy frog undertaking me on a sweeping corner and leaving me gasping in a cloud and haze of it's two-stroking goodness (and Disco Dan... keep your hands above the bedsheets!

)

Wait... another smoted idea of awful dawning is resonating upon me!...

Disco Dan was helped by Crashe...who was infected by the kilted bike killer of the haggis clan McJimmyJimJim...the chain is growing

Oh, when will this nightmare cease to torment my fevered and wracked overwrought imaginations? O! Feral and avowed Gods of the Ride! Hear my plea! Let me ride my little ol'Hornet over the hills and far away!

**Chisanga** · 30th January 2007, 16:22

It's the blue pill gijoe

**crashe** · 30th January 2007, 16:26

Yee gawds......... someone hide gijoe1313's pills........
He has taken the wrong one/s yet again......

Or better still get him out there on the bike for a ride......... to help clear his brain........

I know who is best to take him for a ride...... McJim...... yep he is the best person to help him out.

**yungatart** · 30th January 2007, 16:30

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

blah blah blah blah

Thank the Lord that school goes back next week!! gijoe can baffle his unwilling students with bullshit, big words and palaver, and we may be lucky enough to have KB return to "sanity"

**Chisanga** · 30th January 2007, 16:30

Originally Posted by crashe

McJim...... yep he is the best person to help him out.

McJim and his menagerie

**McJim** · 30th January 2007, 16:35

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

Awwwwwwww

heheh

I actually had that annual as a child - I remember getting it brand new.

Back cover "By hokey, I've shaved myself a bit too high. And where's my pesky hat gone?"

Incidentally I think Desperate Dan was actually a Maori - coz he was always talking about Cow Pie. (Inside Cover of 1979 Annual had Desperate Dan's Patent Cow Catcher and Cow Pie maker - it looked like a steam train.)

Hence bringing the thread back on topic and collisions with cattle.