You have more than just "problems with authority"
Man ...you have got PROBLEMS
Unfortunately we share the same country but I hope we never , ever share the same piece of road.
Well, but see, all the roads are connected. So, in fact, you ARE sharing the road with Mr Finn.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Just a thought:
our roads are made of garvel and bitumen, bitumen is merely low grade oil.
logic therefore suggests we just tip all our used oil on the roads and save the untility companies time and money resealing..................
oops, my bad, most of the bitumen/gravel roads are cambered and the oil would just run off them
maybe we should tip our used oil on the gravel (unsealed) roads and turn them into real roads?
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Rednecks? SOMEbody has to be the redneck so's the rest of you can feel superior!! (But we know ya ain't)
Aint much superior 'bout tater farmers and holden drivers from southland dahlink
And we're proud of our 'worst' down here too!
but youse gotsta say that, you is one!
Huh, shows how much YOU know about what's superior, cain't get much better'n drahvin a pick-up truck past the pohtaiter fahms whahl supp'n a cold brew on a summer naht!!
Just 'cos ya got a long pointy-topped buildin' thing up your way and ya drink lahttayy sheeit don't make ya sooperior!
An I don't gotta say that abour 'worst' - I KNOWS it anyways.
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You can take the Mick outta Southland but ya can't take Southland outta the Mick mate
ahh, those were the days, netting entire rivers to rape em of whitebait, shootin anything that moved, skullin yard glasses of good ol DB, chasing Kaffalick girls an layin rubber on Dee St on a Friday night.................bugger! you've got me all weepy now
Sound like ya must have left Southland only a few weeks ago.... they still do all that kind of shit down this way.
Only yesterday there was a picture in the Southland Times of a chopper shooter knocking over a red stag on the rin using an AK47 - I bet the Herald etc would be too PC to show that kind of stuff.
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