`Can I see your licence, please'

**SixPackBack** · 29th March 2007, 00:41

Originally Posted by Bruiser

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it!

Is that it??......come on Bruiser you can do better than that. Go on have another shot

**peasea** · 29th March 2007, 00:42

Originally Posted by The_Dover

That's the wrong equation.
We're looking for something along the lines of ....
(I)mU4(1)vol=500ml&Lrf

Go figure.....Mister Intellect.

**Bruiser** · 29th March 2007, 00:42

Originally Posted by The_Dover

but I bet his little sister was pissed when you stole her bike.

Back to the bike thing.

My oh my you really should start looking for another job man, because you obviously don't have the talent (or brains) to take the piss.

**The_Dover** · 29th March 2007, 00:45

Originally Posted by Bruiser

Back to the bike thing.

My oh my you really should start looking for another job man, because you obviously don't have the talent (or brains) to take the piss.

Computer says no.

I didn't realise that was part of my job description? I better go check my contract...

**peasea** · 29th March 2007, 00:47

Originally Posted by Bruiser

Back to the bike thing.

My oh my you really should start looking for another job man, because you obviously don't have the talent (or brains) to take the piss.

You're leading him on, Bruiser. I'd be happy to wager he's fucked on that equation. Or, if he's sussed it, he can't get his bike going to see it through.

**Ixion** · 29th March 2007, 00:49

Sigh. I miss him too. You're doing your best Dover, full marks for effort, but it's just not the same. AND IT'S NOT IN CAPITALS.

**Bruiser** · 29th March 2007, 00:51

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Computer says no.

I didn't realise that was part of my job description? I better go check my contract...

First things first: the combined ramblings of SPB and Dover retain about as much intellectual validity as witnessing your own mother naked.

As I'm sure you know, since it's glaringly obvious that you've experienced both, neither situation is particularly insightful or, in any other manner, sagacious. For this alone, you are a glib, retch-brained oligophreniac at best.

It would, indeed, be the apex of modern existence to strike you repeatedly in a back alley as you beg for your ineffectual nothing-of-a-life, but upright organisms such as myself have better things to do, like making you and your excerebrose would-be pontifications rebarbative, irrefutable proof of just how mind-numbingly simple it is to operate a computer.

Your pitiable attempts at sardonic wordplay are transparent, coprolalial shards of sophomoric faux-elocution which, incidentally, resemble some of the lesser-evolved of either of your xylocephalous utterances.

**peasea** · 29th March 2007, 00:52

Originally Posted by The_Dover

you're new to the internet aren't you sweetheart?

Well kinda. I always thought forums were a waste of time, but you've changed my thinking. You have an insane sense of humour, witty, sour, abrasive, call it what you will, BUT! Without such shit there'd never have been Monty Python, Benny Hill, South Park, Borat or Gone With the Wind.

I salute you. You're funny.

**rwh** · 29th March 2007, 00:53

Originally Posted by peasea

Why? Please extrapolate.

1. It's much harder to get a handle on who someone is when you're only reading text than when you meet them in person. My opinion of The Dover in particular has changed a lot since then.

2. Even if your judgement is exactly right, people are more likely to take offence when that judgement is coming from a newcomer (or someone perceived to be a newcomer; I don't know how long you'd been reading this site before you signed up) - especially if it's a negative judgement.

...and, for the record, it's spelt 'publicly'

If you like. But it's not particularly relevant. (Edit: my Oxford agrees with you, but dictionary.com seems to allow either. I'll go with the Oxford, so thanks.)

Richard

**The_Dover** · 29th March 2007, 00:55

Originally Posted by Bruiser

First things first: the combined ramblings of SPB and Dover retain about as much intellectual validity as witnessing your own mother naked.

As I'm sure you know, since it's glaringly obvious that you've experienced both, neither situation is particularly insightful or, in any other manner, sagacious. For this alone, you are a glib, retch-brained oligophreniac at best.

It would, indeed, be the apex of modern existence to strike you repeatedly in a back alley as you beg for your ineffectual nothing-of-a-life, but upright organisms such as myself have better things to do, like making you and your excerebrose would-be pontifications rebarbative, irrefutable proof of just how mind-numbingly simple it is to operate a computer.

Your pitiable attempts at sardonic wordplay are transparent, coprolalial shards of sophomoric faux-elocution which, incidentally, resemble some of the lesser-evolved of either of your xylocephalous utterances.

Have they got a new library out west or something?

You know a lot of big words Bruiser, you must be a real smart cookie. But I think seeing your own mother naked has fucked with your brain a bit. I didn't mind it one bit though. Your mum's got nice tits for an old bird.

**SixPackBack** · 29th March 2007, 00:58

Originally Posted by peasea

he can't get his bike going to see it through.

Ahem.........

**SixPackBack** · 29th March 2007, 01:01

Originally Posted by Bruiser

It would, indeed, be the apex of modern existence to strike you repeatedly in a back alley .

Very flowery "Fatboy". As for 'striking' anyone looks to me like butterball would get his arse kicked.

**vamr** · 29th March 2007, 01:01

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

Well, yeah. I work in a restaurant in Remuera; sometimes people come in, they want a table, but we're fully booked. Sometimes I'll try to shift things around and juggle things so I can squeeze them in (a pain in the arse, and perhaps the customer who booked had that particular window seat in mind when they booked early). But if the customer acts like an arrogant dick and treats me like dirt just because they've got money and a nice suit, then I'm sorry but I can't help them.

Is policing a service industry?

It's just the reality of performing such functions. You are no longer a person but a job (or in my case a mobile fixture of a bar)... and in turn you don't see them as people.