I think you're confusing me with someone else.Originally Posted by Ixion
Well, now that we are becoming part of Corporate New Zealand, obviously certain standards will have to be enforced.
To start with, clearly the gratuitous nudity and semi nudity will have to go. Such displays are demeaning to women , and Dear Leader particularly disapproves of them.
The language will need to be looked at too, there are far too many naughty words. Fortunately, VBulletin comes with a nice auto-censoring Nanny function that will ** out all naughty words henceforth.
As responsible corporate citizens we naturally will do all in out power to cooperate with the Law Enforcement Services, so all posts referring to any illegal activities (speeding, riding outside conditions of licence etc) will be autoforwarded , with the originators contact details, to a special liason officer at police HQ.
Also, we all have a civic obligation to support our benevolent government in its efforts to make our wonderful country a more wonderful place, promoting gender and racial equality, and diversity awareness. So moderators will be charged with ensuring that no posts are permitted that are in any way critical of the government, the Labour party , or any minority or disadvantaged group (the latter includes the NZ Police Force).
To give extra weight to the moderators arm, Dear leader has arranged with telecom that if a member is infractioned, their Internet access will be completely removed for the period of the infraction.
There are further developments planned , but that should give you a general idea of where we will be going under Mr Finn's glorious leadership.
Besides, how on earth did you become a mod? You've got a sense of humour.
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