Short Scottish joke

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye hav any books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "Fauk off, ye'll no bring it back!"


Appealed to my sense of humour!!

[Ixion]

One can appreciate her concern. Perhaps they could keep them in the reference section and not lend them out.

[S&S]

Recently had my Wife's Scottish cousins stay with us & they speak exactly like that. Can't understand a word from em

[Beemer]

I loved Rab C Nesbitt when I was over there in 1993. You could hardly understand a word he was saying but fuck he was funny! His son had to be THE ugliest prick I've ever seen, but the show was unmissable.

Here's a link to some info about it, and a short video clip:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/ar..._7775310.shtml

[The Stranger:Me]

Recently had my Wife's Scottish cousins stay with us & they speak exactly like that. Can't understand a word from em

Ever tried to have a conversation with Boomer, Dover and Vicky? Still haven't figured out what language they use.