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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    "We have photos of ourselves all dressed up and going around corners on pretty race bikes... we can also do wheelies and shit. Therefore we are the best motorcyclists to ever walk the face of the earth. We will never crash because we are just so fucking amazing! This is why we can do stupid shit on the roads. We are that good! You old farts cannot possibly ride bikes as good as we can... therefore you are the dangerous ones."

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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    dont know what bay corp are going to do with it
    i doubt they can touch it
    Oh yes they can!

    First line of attack - they are given the task of 'getting' you licence.

    IF they can't find you you're put on the 'list' with the police.

    Next time you're checked by them you will come up as: "Wanted For Licence Suspension"

    Don't go past go, don't collect $200.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Don't go past go, don't collect $200.

    Gross abuse of a cliche!

    DO NOT PASS GO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    im quite sure that cock suckers like you should be off the road

    maybe for the sake of the rest of us you may go to court and lose your licence
    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    having lost my licence 1once before the cop will come to your place and take it from you



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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    im quite sure that cock suckers like you should be off the road

    maybe for the sake of the rest of us you may go to court and lose your licence and your bike ,maybe they might sell it for you

    and the crown gets the money

    just fuck off
    dont know why you even posted the thread
    You fuck off. I was here before you.

    How date you call me a cock sucker, who do you think you are with your low post count, I bet your bike doesnt even have USD forks.

    Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.

    Just because you ride a gay tourer, doesnt put you in a position to comment.
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post

    Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.
    Hm. I guess we need some input here from all these folk .Didn't realise there were so many had experience of your cock sucking. Maybe you could start a poll , options of 'Morc sucks cock very carefully' and 'Morcs is reckless when cock sucking'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    You fuck off. I was here before you.

    How date you call me a cock sucker, who do you think you are with your low post count, I bet your bike doesnt even have USD forks.

    Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.

    Just because you ride a gay tourer, doesnt put you in a position to comment.
    He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Hm. I guess we need some input here from all these folk .Didn't realise there were so many had experience of your cock sucking. Maybe you could start a poll , options of 'Morc sucks cock very carefully' and 'Morcs is reckless when cock sucking'
    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!!

    Wheres my beer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    Customer satisfaction is my priority. Anyone unhappy with the service provided, please send me a pm.
    You keep being a naughty boy on the road Morcs and you'll end up in the big hoose being someones wife. Then you really will be sucking cock.

    Oh..wait a minute. This is New Zealand...people don't go to jail.
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Hm. I guess we need some input here from all these folk .Didn't realise there were so many had experience of your cock sucking. Maybe you could start a poll , options of 'Morc sucks cock very carefully' and 'Morcs is reckless when cock sucking'
    has to be "very carefully" he rides a Honda and we all know only old Woman and Homos ride them
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    Ah well, it happens.

    If your willing to take the risks, you should be willing to pay the fines.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    You fuck off. I was here before you.

    How date you call me a cock sucker, who do you think you are with your low post count, I bet your bike doesnt even have USD forks.

    Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.

    Just because you ride a gay tourer, doesnt put you in a position to comment.
    No it wont do and nor do i need them have any use for them and nor do i care in the slightest

    Oh so i shouldnt post , cause you started a thread ,and with a low post count its not right
    ill remember that when im in the cage and a toss rider wheelies past ,towards or beside me
    I DONT MOVE OR ON THE BIKE

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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    No it wont do and nor do i need them have any use for them and nor do i care in the slightest

    Oh so i shouldnt post , cause you started a thread ,and with a low post count its not right
    ill remember that when im in the cage and a toss rider wheelies past ,towards or beside me
    I DONT MOVE OR ON THE BIKE
    Dude I was taking the piss just adding a bit of humour in.
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArcherWC View Post
    has to be "very carefully" he rides a Honda and we all know only old Woman and Homos ride them
    Yawn...that's one tired old joke now. It's about as funny as "Suzuki's are $hite and break down after 2 years" or "Kawasaki spares are ridiculously expensive".
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle
    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Yawn...that's one tired old joke now. It's about as funny as "Suzuki's are $hite and break down after 2 years" or "Kawasaki spares are ridiculously expensive".

    an oldie, but a goody ???? and I dont think Suzukis last much more than a year now, going by current form
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