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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    I KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Yes KIIIIILLLL HIIIIMM
    Harley, phhfft.

    Confusing a totally masuline machine for something that has male and female conrods on one pin, Hemaphorodite machines

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    I KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Yes KIIIIILLLL HIIIIMM
    Harley, phhfft.

    Confusing a totally masuline machine for something that has male and female conrods on one pin, Hemaphorodite tractor engines!

    Edit: Please ignore the above post I was editing it and this happened, who's the Hemo now!

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    Yup lots of bolts and sump comes off....just to change oil filter on our beloved Guzzis.
    It's called Italian logic....yup, a contradiction.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Yup lots of bolts and sump comes off....just to change oil filter on our beloved Guzzis.
    It's called Italian logic....yup, a contradiction.....
    Interesting system, but then I guess the bike would be built in such a way that one does not have to pull the engine out of the frame and spend half a day on the task.

    I really should have picked it was the Guzzi when I saw http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=60367
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    Christ - hope you didn't pay much for that thing - looks identical to mine.. Except mines nearly 30 years old...

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    measure the angle of the cyclinders...that'll lower the numbers.

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    It looks like metal to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Yup lots of bolts and sump comes off....just to change oil filter on our beloved Guzzis.
    It's called Italian logic....yup, a contradiction.....
    As Hitcher would say: It's an oxymoron, sort of like 'honest politician'
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    WTF... ohh yeah i see it well done, ya noddy thats the dip stick and yes its not in the right place.

    what are you on about u wernt in the photos.....

    your the dipstick...geddit

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    Ok, what are we looking at here?
    Looks not too far different from a sidevalve Ford V8 I had once
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    Righto oh ya bunch a smart arsed bikers...
    Its the guts of my V11, I was performing a oil filter change. Now unlike Pauls old dunger (MG blocks havent changed in 3 decades) The later MG has a large cap in the sump which you remove to acess the filter.
    But the wankers that were working on the bike last did the filter up so tight I had to remove the sump just like the old days.

    The oil filter in a Guzzi sits inside the engine just under the crank submerged in oil, weird aye so primative but very easy to work on as was setting the valve clearances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    The oil filter in a Guzzi sits inside the engine just under the crank submerged in oil, weird aye so primative but very easy to work on
    K100 BMW is the same as well
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    The oil filter in a Guzzi sits inside the engine just under the crank submerged in oil, weird aye so primative but very easy to work on as was setting the valve clearances.
    All very marvelous I'm sure - but I'll stick wth ye olde Harley with the hydraulic tappets and easy-to-get-at-and-remove chrome-plated out in the breeze oil filters thank you very much....
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