His friends said his bike would run on any old shit. Sadly... Bob took it literally
One, two free, floor!
His friends said his bike would run on any old shit. Sadly... Bob took it literally
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Rasta Ratskins
Though he appeared to be deep in concentration, Freestyle was really frustrated, thinking hard about what he could get the missus for xmas
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
addicted to racing
Oh shit...turtle head
Let the good times roll
After a blow up with boyfriend. Freestyle decided to piss in said lovers tank. But being small in stature, this was the only way he could perform the revenge attack.
Ohlins Steering Damper - Shogun Fairing Protectors - Wheel Stripes
Glen Williams
The salesman told me if I sat forward on the bike it wouldnt do this
KB Chief Cat Herder
Frenchy finally cracks the secret of how Suzuki make their bikes ....
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Bite my shiney metal ass
Oh my God, who was the mean bastard who shoved this gixer up my ass!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Hardcore Biker
"Anysing zat Drew can do, I can do much betteur"
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Flying Spaghetti Monster
"But why couldn't I ride pillion like a normal passenger" screamed Dave as his head dragged along the ground.
Motorcycle songlist:
Best blast soundtrack:Born to be wild (Steppenwolf)
Best sunny ride: Runnin' down a dream (Tom Petty)
Don't want to hear ...: Slip, slidin' away, Caught by the Fuzz or Bam Thwok!(Paul Simon/Supergrass/The Pixies)
Large Falcon Collider
Great contest boomer. When do I get my prize?
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Forum whore
You're all winners !Originally Posted by skelstar
:slap:
ArseBiscuit
Fuckin bullshit pc tree hugging country
vote national!
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