Your best "Dissing boy racers" story.

[madbikeboy]

I beg to differ here. Subaru drivers are THE WORST WANKERS on the road!

A couple of weeks ago, got on the northern racetrack at Barrys Point Road: WRX & young boy racer does the big sideways through the corner by the lights, think he was trying to impress (get it?) his hot looking girlfriend. So I did the correct thing, and went past him making loads of noise... (under the speed limit, and with the front wheel on the ground in case there are any police people reading this post).

Humility is good for the soul.

I'm going to ask my therapist why I feel the need to humiliate boy racers in shit heap jap cars. Maybe I should have been breastfed?

hey, stop picking on Renegade Master, he's been picking on SkidMark for longest time, so he's obviously an allright guy.

[scumdog]

The art of the "Sleeper"

Fuck 'sleeper' - I'm all pose - wheelie bars, 305x15" rears, mean rake, 'big-as-Dolly-Partons-tits bonnet-scoop', a cam that sounds like the lobes are the size of Mt Aspiring and a zorst note that rattles windows and sets off car alarms.

OK, in a 100 yard dash the average Jappa MAY clean me up but gimme a full 1/4 and/or a long uphill and it's Sayonara baby...well up to 135mph+ anyway.

Subtle eh?

[NiggleC]

The other day i was invited to a days boating on Akaroa Harbour. the boat was to be launched at Devauchelles next to the motorcamp. the narrow approach road to the launching area runs between the camp and the sea and has a 20km/hr limit as there are plenty of kids crossing the road to go swimming. Mr boy racer turned into the road and immediately on spotting his mates speeds up to 70-80km/hr and narrowly misses a couple of 4 year olds. He stops right behind me and starts telling his mates about his new spotlights. Running up the road towards us is a bloke in a wetsuit who reaches in through the car window, grabs mr BR by the shirt and smacks him with the best straight right i have seen in a while and then tells him why he got smacked. Suddenly seemed like a good day to have Selective Amnesia.

[delusionz]

I beg to differ here. Subaru drivers are THE WORST WANKERS on the road!

No kidding!!!!!!!!

[awayatc]

Not to hard to beat the average boy racer I would have thought...You can do it on a pushbike, as long as the circuit you choose contains at least 1 speed bump...

Edmund Hillary could climb Mt Everest with same amount of effort but more grace...

[DEATH_INC.]

Funny thing you know, 'boy racers' are pretty much the same a bikers...same rebel attitude, and the same in that there's a few that fuck it up for all the others.....the serious one's go to the track, some just cruise. They all like racing off the lights and showing off....just like us....

[doc]

Funny thing you know, 'boy racers' are pretty much the same a bikers...same rebel attitude, and the same in that there's a few that fuck it up for all the others.....the serious one's go to the track, some just cruise. They all like racing off the lights and showing off....just like us....

You forgot about the noise

[scumdog]

You forgot about the noise

And the same-same.

They all want to have an 'individual' car.
But you could hold events for 'the white-WRX's-with-dark-tints-phone numbers-on-the-windows-noisy-blow-off-valves-skirt-kits-and-black-bonnets-and-boom-boxes' and get 500 identical entrants.

[megageoff76]

Back when my first daughter was born, Mega-geoff had just bought a cool car of the day, a Spec R S15 Sylvia 6 speed. Nice litte car, 184kw claimed and evil as a witch with PMS and a broken broomstick. As I didn't have a bike at the time, we used to go to Welly on a Friday night in this thing and play silly buggers with the "boy racers" in their GSRs and Civics.

Anyway, we roll up next to a bike at a red on Cambridge Tce. Late model GS500 it was. Well knowing a bit about bikes as we do, me and Mega figure that the mutts nuts car is going to own this commuter piece of turd four stroke twin. Easy.

Lights go green and I light up the rear wraps a little, good launch, grabbed half a car length on the boring budget shitter before we'd even got accross the intersection. Then this prick grabs second gear and gained half a car length on us!!! Held it 'till the next red which he promptly shot straight through never to be seen again.

Reinforced what I knew all along but had too big an ego to remember. You wanna have a FUCKIN quick cage, if you wanna play with a mediocre bike.

Ahhhh, good times.

Ha! They were good times eh Jim...damn i miss that car.

[Ixion]

Funny thing you know, 'boy racers' are pretty much the same a bikers...same rebel attitude, and the same in that there's a few that fuck it up for all the others.....the serious one's go to the track, some just cruise. They all like racing off the lights and showing off....just like us....

Difference is, you never see a ricer at pace on the open road.

[pritch]

Not to hard to beat the average boy racer I would have thought...You can do it on a pushbike,

I used to burn them off on my push bike every time. They were far too slow, they were still waiting for green...

[Disco Dan]

my favourite party trick was overtaking boi ricer through a left hander, over the median strip.. one hand resting on my waist like im bored... knowing full well the speed camera is around the next bend as the pimply faced cager starts to wind it up in front of his trophy girl flat chested legs open etc.. get to speed camera... my number plate flips up... *flash* goes camera and abusive 'finger gestures' follow from cage...

...sooo much fun. About as mature and sensible as stealing a childs ice cream though.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Best thing I do is ignor the little fuckers... it right royally pisses them off...

[Mikkel]

Regarding the boyracers I'm with the ignore the fuckers to be honest.

What pisses me off are drivers who takes to the passing lanes accelerating like a tractor... So fucking annoying. Sometimes I can't help myself and stay in the left lane and "undertakes" and then pulls out right to complete my passing before they've even gotten up to a 120 km/h.

Or the wankers that speed up when you hit the passing lanes so you have to accelerate to license loosing speeds in order to pass. (And you just KNOW that they'll drop back down to 95 km/h when the passing lane is over).

[DEATH_INC.]

And the same-same.

They all want to have an 'individual' car.
But you could hold events for 'the white-WRX's-with-dark-tints-phone numbers-on-the-windows-noisy-blow-off-valves-skirt-kits-and-black-bonnets-and-boom-boxes' and get 500 identical entrants.

Bwa ha ha ha ha !! True that....bit like black gixxers....