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  1. 4th January 2008, 22:45 #1
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    What a bugger of a day

    How often does this happen to you?

    You're minding your own business and you get a call.
    He - What are you up to?
    Me - Sitting around waiting for your call.
    He - Well, would you go to Mt Eden Motorcycles and pick up my brand new bike. I'd like you to put as many km on it as you can today and tomorrow.
    Me - I couldn't possibly, well ok. Any particular running in routine? Just follow manufacturers instructions?
    He - Ride it like you stole it.

    Well there may have been other running in instructions prior to that, but I only heard that last part.
    Sigh - it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

    Anyone up for a ride tomorrow - sorry, but you'll be on your own bike though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    its a hard life but someone has to do it.

    Oh bugger. You probably wont get this message cause you would have already left being tomorrow already.

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  3. 5th January 2008, 04:10 #3
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    Aww c'mon! Ya left out the important bit.
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    I reckon!

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    You poor bugger , I rue the day I get a call like that, So you Know how to ride a stolen bike Noel ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtzzr View Post
    So you Know how to ride a stolen bike Noel ?
    Im sure he does JT, have you seen his garage?....all those bikes surely cant be his?....
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    Oh! - I must be having a 'bugger' of a life.
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    and where the hell was my invite?

    pah! know where i stand now.. (storms off in a huff)
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    Apparently he's still awol and no-one's heard from him in quite some time...
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    fucking mint, He should be back by friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19 View Post
    Apparently he's still awol and no-one's heard from him in quite some time...
    1400km - I'm farked!!!
    Ok, the ZX6R is fast, but a tourer it aint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Stranger, do you run bikes in for a living ? I would dream about a call like that one day. What bike was it ?
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  14. 5th January 2008, 23:59 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    Stranger, do you run bikes in for a living ? I would dream about a call like that one day. What bike was it ?
    Yeah I run bikes in for a living, so anyone wanting their bike run in, you know who to call. Reasonable rates, all care and no responsibility.

    It was a ZX6R.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Hope it was "run in" a little better than the last one
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