Spot the difference in loner bike

[Babelfish]

In clipping my way over pie cock this morning, I was chased every inch of the way by Sparky Bills on his loner. On getting to check it out at the Haywards lights I was struck with a little quandry which some of you may be able to answer....

Here's my loner bike the last time I had work done on my bike:


Here's Sparky's loner:


Now, see if you can guess which one of us works for a motorbike shop....

[Her_C4]

In clipping my way over pie cock this morning, I was chased every inch of the way by Sparky Bills on his loner. On getting to check it out at the Haywards lights I was struck with a little quandry which some of you may be able to answer....

Here's my loner bike the last time I had work done on my bike:
........

Here's Sparky's loner:
......

Now, see if you can guess which one of us works for a motorbike shop....

nah I see what the problem is.... yes you have a loner but Sparky has the loaner.... see? You ask for the wrong thing obviously

[Pwalo]

What are you complaining about? He managed to keep up with you.

[Hitcher]

I was chased every inch of the way by Sparky Bills on his loner.

Muahahahahaha! I bet you were guttered[sic]. Muahahahahaha!

[Blue Velvet]

I bet you were guttered[sic].

Took you awhile. Been a busy morning?

[klingon]

In clipping my way over pie cock this morning, I was chased every inch of the way by Sparky Bills on his loner. On getting to check it out at the Haywards lights I was struck with a little quandry which some of you may be able to answer....

Here's my loner bike the last time I had work done on my bike:


Here's Sparky's loner:


Now, see if you can guess which one of us works for a motorbike shop....

You must work for a motorbike shop! You obviously got the more styley, eye-catching and all round gorgeous bike.

Or was that a trick question

[Conquiztador]

Sometimes when I am lone I need a hug.

[Oakie]

Last time I had a loner it was this........


Previously they (Sportzone Suzuki ) had put me on a ZXR250 and a CX400.

[Ixion]

They was just being sensible. Wouldn't do to put anyone but a Sparky on that loaner. Being Eytalian electrics and all.

[Babelfish]

Hell, I sometimes do curse my illiteracy but then without such slips would miss to marvel at such genius (more that you can type with one hand on/in your inept tool/pelvic pocket more than your obvious superior command of the english language). If I gave a toss about spelling I'd be dangerous.

As for Klingon, no offence, the volty is most likely mighty in some islands.