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  1. 22nd February 2008, 12:31 #1
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    What really grinds my gears - Issue 3

    Gilera Runner "riders".

    Whomever parked one of these fluorescent tart's handbags in the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark today needs to do one of two things. Or maybe both.

    1. Don't fuck with other people's stuff.
    2. Don't ram other people's stuff.

    If you knock other people's stuff around leave a note. If you really, really have to fuck with other people's stuff because this parking thing is a bit beyond you, leave a note.

    It's not funny, definitely not cool, and I'll be wanting a word about you about fucking up my left hand mirror, marking it (not a big deal to some, but it was pristine until you marked it), and folding it THE WRONG WAY, just so you could get your latte express out of the park.
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  2. 22nd February 2008, 12:34 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Gilera Runner "riders".

    Whomever parked one of these fluorescent tart's handbags in the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark today needs to do one of two things. Or maybe both.

    1. Don't fuck with other people's stuff.
    2. Don't ram other people's stuff.

    If you knock other people's stuff around leave a note. If you really, really have to fuck with other people's stuff because this parking thing is a bit beyond you, leave a note.

    It's not funny, definitely not cool, and I'll be wanting a word about you about fucking up my left hand mirror, marking it (not a big deal to some, but it was pristine until you marked it), and folding it THE WRONG WAY, just so you could get your latte express out of the park.
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  5. 22nd February 2008, 13:11 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Gilera Runner "riders".

    Whomever parked one of these fluorescent tart's handbags in the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark today needs to do one of two things. Or maybe both.

    1. Don't fuck with other people's stuff.
    2. Don't ram other people's stuff.

    If you knock other people's stuff around leave a note. If you really, really have to fuck with other people's stuff because this parking thing is a bit beyond you, leave a note.

    It's not funny, definitely not cool, and I'll be wanting a word about you about fucking up my left hand mirror, marking it (not a big deal to some, but it was pristine until you marked it), and folding it THE WRONG WAY, just so you could get your latte express out of the park.
    Mirror Mirror on my bike
    You should take a hike

    And leave my stuff alone
    You great big moron

    This is the space of Jim2
    So watch it I say to you

    If you want a latte
    Just don't mess with my Kawasake
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Mirror Mirror on my bike
    You should take a hike

    And leave my stuff alone
    You great big moron

    This is the space of Jim2
    So watch it I say to you

    If you want a latte
    Just don't mess with my Kawasake
    Don't give up your day job.
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  7. 22nd February 2008, 13:30 #7
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    ok how about a Haiku then .....

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  8. 22nd February 2008, 13:30 #8
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    Your bike is not cool
    Park correctly or Jim wails
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  10. 22nd February 2008, 13:42 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Get a gun and shoot the fuck
    That's not a haiku...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    That's not a haiku...
    no, its a fucku
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    James Deuce saw a bike being parked;
    The mirrors of Zed just got barked!
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    I want it known that neither me nor my handbag were anywhere near Jim's bike, this morning or any other morning!
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    Don't give up your day job.
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