Coming back from a hectic day at work today I see a clear motorway in front off me as I left pretty late.
Opened the 6 up and up she comes in 2nd.... all the way down the onramp. A quick head check before entering the main motorway and damn it bike cop 20 feet behind me, still on one wheel....
Thought to myself, this is not going to end well for me. Thought fuck it, he's going to slap me on the wrists anyway, so kept it going for another 500 meters, carefully keeping it under 120.
Land it and pull over immediately. He comes up to me v serious. Conversation ensued just after :
Cop: Says wtf was that???
I say: A wheelie sir, I'm sorry. Please don't take my license.
Cop: why didn't you land it immediately after you saw me ya muppet?
I say: I figured I was fucked so thought I'd enjoy it.
Cop: just stares at me.
Cop: Your Raj arent ya?
I say: Yes Sir.
Cop: you taught my son to ride when I didnt want him to learn.
I say: I'm sorry Sir was your son's name "......"
Cop: Yes and you did a bloody good job.
I Say: Thank you Sir.
Cop says: I'm going to let you off and your plates *555'd in for annoying some car driver. I'm going to take that off for you.
I Say: R u sure your a cop?
Cop: Yes for the last 27 years. Off you go.
I say: ....
The End.
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Originally Posted by YR64L
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