Making excuses

[PrincessBandit]

Hey, we're all terminally ill, right? Life's an inevitably-fatal disease...

Yep, would not disagree with you over that one! Oh, btw, maybe I got all the "sweet" genes in the family, and there weren't many left over for Katman. Shit, now I won't be able to walk through the kitchen door as my head will be too big. Worse still my helmet won't fit any more. Bugger.

[Katman]

Now would that make him a hypocrate?

It was a well executed wheelstand with no other vehicles in sight (except me someway behind). Nothing particularly dangerous about it.

[Bonez]

It was a well executed wheelstand with no other vehicles in sight (except me someway behind). Nothing particularly dangerous about it.

So a bit like speeding on a clear bit of road?

[PrincessBandit]

I want to know what a hypocrate is. Is it the same as a hypocrite?

[Ixion]

It's a typo. He meant hypocras. A type of spiced whine.

[Bonez]

I want to know what a hypocrate is. Is it the same as a hypocrite?

Bullshit in a box.

[PrincessBandit]

More likely that hes too gutless to say anything face to face.

A meek and mild pussy.

edit: Scatmans new profile pic??

Saucer of milk for table one please waiter.


oh, and p.s. i love your avatar Bonez
(i don't know how to multiquote so i've just put you in with Tank - hope you don't mind)

[Bonez]

Saucer of milk for table one please waiter.


oh, and p.s. i love your avatar Bonez
(i don't know how to multiquote so i've just put you in with Tank - hope you don't mind)

That's fine. Stumbled on the avatar in search of info on setting up me backup Linux machine. Bit like me really flapping about all over the place .

[Katman]

And let's just recap.....

In this thread I have

1. Called jrandom a cunt

2. Suggested Sean needs to be honest (to himself) about his accident.
and
3. Had Sugilite dredge up a thread in an effort to remind everyone that I'm a prick.

I actually think I've conducted myself within this thread with some degree of integrity. The 'foaming at the mouths' mob have provided some comic relief at least.

[Bonez]

And let's just recap.....

In this thread I have

1. Called jrandom a cunt

2. Suggested Sean needs to be honest (to himself) about his accident.
and
3. Had Sugilite dredge up a thread in an effort to remind everyone that I'm a prick.

I actually think I've conducted myself within this thread with some degree of integrity. The 'foaming at the mouths' mob have provided some comic relief at least.

You humour me for one. Been laughing my cock off since your original post.

[Mom]

he came for a ride with me the other day
i even did a wheelie right before his eyes (couldn't help it)!
...he didn't tell me it was dangerous, preach a road saftey campain, spank me or whatever, a social A bomb, on public forums, yes
not that way irl

Perhaps next time you meet, you could impress on him the need to think before spouting off on here then.

Wheelies...ffs they are not big or clever! Have you not read this time and time again on here?

Yes, perhaps if he put in some sort of real effort instead of just preaching. He could start by taking skidmark, Morcs and carver out for some tuition.

Haven ridden out with 2 of those 3 I pick Carver actually to need the biggest Katman lecture

It was a well executed wheelstand with no other vehicles in sight (except me someway behind). Nothing particularly dangerous about it.

Until he fell off, banged his head, and suffered some memory loss, and said he did not remember what happened. Hope you would call him out and say he was not prepared to take responsibility for his actions! I have bookmarked this post BTW, in case I ever see you dealing out your tripe to someone that has done a wheelie and lost it.

[MSTRS:Me]

"The 'foaming at the mouths' mob have provided some comic relief at least."

Any foam around my mouth is the beer froth coming out my nose...the comic relief is totally one way. If you didn't upset so many people with your unsubtle barbs, you'd actually be quite hilarious.
Sadly, you are not. So I'll blame the alcohol for making me laugh.

[Ixion]

...
Sadly, you are not. So I'll blame the alcohol for making me laugh.

And not my incredibly clever triple pun a few posts earlier?

Sigh. I spread my finest efforts like the proverbial pearls. I even had a quadruple pun the other day, and noone at all understood it.

It's a hard life.

[Katman]

Until he fell off, banged his head, and suffered some memory loss, and said he did not remember what happened. Hope you would call him out and say he was not prepared to take responsibility for his actions!

Most definately. I imagine kiwifruit would expect nothing less.

[flame]

And btw, I think Drew 'gets it' even if some of you others are struggling to.

Reeeeeeally?? coz ya know him so well eh

Hey Pussyman, why don't you come on down here to Wellyville and we'll give you your own chance to 'remember' what a good old dose of amnesia feels like?