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  1. 29th March 2008, 18:42 #1
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    Thumbs up Biker ran me over

    I got run over by my own bike today, the monster didn't look so hot after hitting a patch of gravel; smack bang in teh middle of the road before the lights. down i went.. heeeed first then shoulder and wallop.. Dodgy Matt ran me over with my bike, he managed to keep her upright even tho he got the massive gravel wobble too.. and ran over me.

    Rossi gal looked on in amazement.

    just as well i don't have any pride other wise it'd be ma wallet, my body and my pride hurtin right now...!!!


    the monster was fun in the twisties.. shit on the gravel


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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    I got run over by my own bike today, the monster didn't look so hot after hitting a patch of gravel; smack bang in teh middle of the road before the lights. down i went.. heeeed first then shoulder and wallop.. Dodgy Matt ran me over with my bike, he managed to keep her upright even tho he got the massive gravel wobble too.. and ran over me.

    Rossi gal looked on in amazement.

    just as well i don't have any pride other wise it'd be ma wallet, my body and my pride hurtin right now...!!!


    the monster was fun in the twisties.. shit on the gravel
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    Well, he didn't do a very good job , did he. Buggered if we're going to get up another collection to pay for a second try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles08 View Post
    Your a nucking fut Boomer! You ok?
    a tad sore but ok.. the wallets gonna hurt tho


    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Well, he didn't do a very good job , did he. Buggered if we're going to get up another collection to pay for a second try.
    i thought this was try # 3..???





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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    I got run over by my own bike today,
    Creepy. Not called "Christine" is it? Just asking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Creepy. Not called "Christine" is it? Just asking.
    no, funny you should say that! Shes called the king of kings and she was being ridden by Dodgy Matt!

    so... i got done from behind by Dodgy Matt riding the King !


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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    . i got done from behind by Dodgy Matt riding
    so the rumours are true . . . you do put out

    be interesting to hear the "other" version eh?
    It is what it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patch View Post
    so the rumours are true . . . you do put out

    be interesting to hear the "other" version eh?
    apparently i roll over too quickly...


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    How can a 'she' be a King bro ?

    You sure it ain't a queen ?

    You should have stuck with a Honda mate.

    Is Dodgy Matt, the dodgy matt from the Vic Winter Series 07 ?
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    Boomer was obviously run over in a safe manner................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano View Post
    Is Dodgy Matt, the dodgy matt from the Vic Winter Series 07 ?
    The same Dodgy Matt.. we were accompanied by Rossi Gal too... from the Nats, no less.

    fook im sore now


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    ouch where you bruised? sure there's nothing broken or torn that needs a quacks attention? (physical not mental )
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    You're just an accident magnet. A bit less fooookin' neow and stick to the wheelies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    fook im sore now
    Where did you get "run over" and how did dodgy matt keep her (the king) upright??? A very interesting picture I have created in my head just now!
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  15. 29th March 2008, 20:15 #15
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    Dodgy Matt gets a C - more work required. Do a better job of it next time.

    Can't get good help these days ... at least he did it with your own bike.
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