Not-at-fault crash - do I bother notifying the Police?

[Marmoot]

Did you get details of witnesses? or did none stop?

Hope you got it sorted mate. And aren't feeling too sore!

I wouldn't worry about the cops, but I'd definitely get some witnesses and their written+signed statements as soon as possible.

Normally you can interview them to ascertain their views, inform them that you would type up the statement yourself to that effect (because they won't be bothered to write it) and visit them afterwards to get their signatures.

Give this to the insurance or keep it to yourself until dispute comes.

If there is no dispute and she's a hottie, a hit back is fair game.

[Blue Thunder]

Tell the cops, too many cage drivers are getting away with carving up riders and getting away with it. If she's in the wrong then she should be made to pay for her acyions, might make her look twice next time and prevent someone else getting banged up.

[imdying]

last time i got entered in the anus with no lube at the traffic lights, rang the cops at the scene just to be on the safe side, and they couldnt even be bothered driving 400 metres up the road to check it out.

they said if nobody is, hurt / drunk / or on P, just let insurance sort it out, and they took no details.

111: Police / ambulance / fire
You: Police
Police operator: Sup?
You: MVA at blah blah blah
111 operator: Is anyone hurt?
You: I don't know

And basically lead the conversation with non committal answers from then on... if there's a chance someone is injured, they'll rock on up... you have to say that someone is, that'd be a lie, just say that you're not sure but someone might be.

[Ixion]

Just tell them the rider is lying in the middle of the road making terrible noises. Which is almost certainly true at some point, though the terrible noises may be wrath rather than pain.

[more_fasterer]

Arseballs. Apparently bad luck comes in threes... what's the third? The camry donuts don't count as you were let off

[Toaster]

All I heard was donuts.......

What is for breakie today?

Funny you should say that, I had a cream doughnut for morning tea mmmm

[Pussy]

Funny you should say that, I had a cream doughnut for morning tea mmmm

Was that to remind you of your days in the force ,Toaster?

[Toaster]

Was that to remind you of your days in the force ,Toaster?

Nah.... that was McDonalds bagels at 7am.... mmmmmm

I just licking the cream out.

[Number One]

Nah.... that was McDonalds bagels at 7am.... mmmmmm

I just licking the cream out.

I gonna get me a donut tomorrow and you can bet I be licking the cream out

[kiwifruit]

I gonna get me a donut tomorrow and you can bet I be licking the cream out

oh my!!!

[Toaster]

I gonna get me a donut tomorrow and you can bet I be licking the cream out

Oh I am sure you will !!

[Number One]

9.30 isn't too early for cream donuts is it?

Oh well too bad...I'm off to get them now...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Str8 Jacket]

9.30 isn't too early for cream donuts is it?

Oh well too bad...I'm off to get them now...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well considering that this morning I have already had 2 mince savouries, a McD's bagel and a custard square I think you'll be OK!

[Number One]

Crikey!!!

I feel positively angelic now

[Number One]

That were some damn fine cream...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I like it like that............oooooooooooooooooooo..........YES! YES! YES!!!