Discrimination? Vehiclism?

[vifferman]

It's prolly just as well I'm normally slow to get riled. I was talking to our ex-adminsitratorperson this morning, told her about Some Bint, and she said, "Was it Liz?".
"I dunno... too many words... missed the name..."
"Oh - well, if it was, she's the owner of the agency, AND the owner of the building. It wouldn't do to piss her off, seeing we're tenants..."

Mebbe the "not a good look" refers to the big "FOR SALE" sign on our front window. You know how it is: too much property on the market, sales are slow, any potential buyer's going to be put off by a road-spooge covered, slightly scratched 2001 VFR800 parked out front.

[Crisis management]

I'm disappointed Viffer, I had just added a litre of 2 stroke to the DR's tank and was all ready to come out and lend some mildly smoky disreputable ambience to that star of the shore, home of murdered chooks and multi tasking soccer mums....

Back to plan B, cruise the cafes at Mount Eden then.

[vifferman]

I'm disappointed Viffer, I had just added a litre of 2 stroke to the DR's tank and was all ready to come out and lend some mildly smoky disreputable ambience to that star of the shore, home of murdered chooks and multi tasking soccer mums....

Well, you can still come anyway. About the only time I get out is when I go home at the end of the day, so visitors are welcome.
And there's plenty of bike parking in the garden, on the lawn, or in the various parks that are temporarily vacated.
I'd imagine that whoever does the towaways doesn't have a lot of experience with mass removal of dirty, smelly bikes...

[Big Dave]

It's the first impression every business strives for - 'Dungers r us'. ;-P

[Ixion]

I gotta kettle. You want I should bring it over and point the zorsts at the front door. Bit of throttle and it'll set off all the smoke alarms and burglar alrams in the area.

Already had the fire brigade out once.

Is definately a good look though. Chrome. Shiney. And smells good.

[Crisis management]

It's the first impression every business strives for - 'Dungers r us'. ;-P

Philistine, true aesthetes would recognise the workmanlike honesty and environmental purity of the true dunger, a well used tool clearly kept and not discarded at the first sign of a brighter alternative.



You've been playing on photoshop for too long Dave.

[vifferman]

... a well used tool clearly kept and not discarded at the first sign of a brighter alternative.

That sounds very much like the VFR to me.
Maybe it is a dunger...

[Big Dave]

Twenty-five for speed limit
Motorcycle not allowed in it
You go to store on Friday
You go to church on Sunday
They call it Nutbush, oh Nutbush
They call it Nutbush city limits


Take a hard pill.

[Crisis management]

They call it Nutbush, oh Nutbush
They call it Nutbush city limits

Thats why I never stayed in Tenessee.....

[P38]

I'd butter her up ........ bring her chocolate muffins for a week or two.

Fatten her up a bit

She wont even know what your up too

[Oakie]

I'd butter her up ........ bring her chocolate muffins for a week or two. :

"Butter her muffin?" Sorry, that just sprung into my head from somewhere. Not sure from where though. As you were....

[Steam]

Some Bint

How exciting! You made an enemy on the very first day! Or rather, she did.
Now you can have fun plotting revenge, formulating the best anonymous yet satisfying method.

[vifferman]

Step 1 has been to remove the restrictor from the Satantune.
I'm going to have to park around the front tomorrow - someone else can park in the awkward-for-cars tandem space or on the road.

The Steam-o-cycle would be an ideal candidate to park out front though, wooden tit?

[CookMySock]

moving into new sitations of any sort - you will always get some prick who tries to set the power-balance with you in their favour. Best thing IMO is to bash them severely one-time only without regard for consequence, and resoundly set the power-balance in your favour. Distasteful, I know, but unlikely you will have to repeat it. They will love you to bits after that. Bitch.

DB

[Swoop]

You would be loved even more if you were a nice biker...
NOT like the nasty biker/s who come and do donuts on the front lawn outside the building...


(There is an area of grass outside your workplace???)