Classic KB Quotes

**SPORK** · 2nd May 2005, 18:51

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Least a terrible plague afflict you, should you refer to it by it's given name. The Lord Voldemort of threads...

Ahh, righto. So would I also be afflicted if I were to call it the Tea Cosy? I think it sounds so much nicer

**Ixion** · 2nd May 2005, 19:17

Originally Posted by Cryhavoc

Ahh, righto. So would I also be afflicted if I were to call it the Tea Cosy? I think it sounds so much nicer

No indeed. No plague. But, every time you have a beer, when you hoist it to your lips, you'll find it turns into tea. OK , I suppose, if you happen to be very fond of tea.

**Ghost Lemur** · 2nd May 2005, 20:16

Originally Posted by Cryhavoc

Why's it called the Scottish thread?

You know of the old actors superstition about not being able to say MacBeth, so they refer to it as the scottish play.

Well during the height of the scottish thread it was having fall out effects and spilling over into other threads. Around that time JR or Hitcher started calling it that. It was universially adopted from there.

There maybe a bit more to why they started calling it that, but I either don't recall or never knew.

Al · 13th May 2005, 10:15

Don't get too far up your own rectum, you don't know what's been there....

You rock, Cryhavoc!

Al

**HDTboy** · 23rd May 2005, 20:35

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...7&postcount=10

From Big Daves post#10

"Now lets ram the point home - to the bimbo.

'THE ONLY MOLLS THAT GET ON MY BIKE FUCK FOR IT' "

and

"I think
the bimbo might have been interested too - she came sniffing around later, but I thoroughly iced her. "

**SPORK** · 23rd May 2005, 20:48

Originally Posted by Al

You rock, Cryhavoc!

Al

Oh, I only just noticed this!

Thanks!

**Zed** · 29th May 2005, 21:52

Originally Posted by bondagebunny

there appears to be no way out of this site - can i be unsubscribed please

from this thread

**SPORK** · 29th May 2005, 22:15

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...91&postcount=1

Originally Posted by tristank

While taking a spin around the waterfront tonight the mighty zxr rider got shat on.. not by a car, but the mighty SEAGULL OF DOOM
It owned me [img]images/smilies/frown.gif[/img] as you can see in the pic - plonked it right on the visor, and to top it off mum laughed at me and said it was good luck

No idea why this makes me laugh...

**wkid_one** · 30th May 2005, 07:17

Originally Posted by Bloodninja

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...91&postcount=1

No idea why this makes me laugh...

The question that really needs to be asked is why he was riding with his mum?

**justsomeguy** · 30th May 2005, 07:40

Originally Posted by avgas

So its up to you what you ride, but if your gone all night, smell like kerosene, smilling like you have won lotto and turn up to work late........then you know she's a perfect match for you

From the new sports bikes.....bit wank thread.

**Waylander** · 4th June 2005, 04:23

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Mate - better heads than mine have had a go at finding the Zeitgeist.
Robert Hughes - The Australian art critic for the New York times once described the artist as one who builds a bridge between two previously unconnected ideas.
Andy Warhol said 'Art is anything you can get away with.'
The physiologists point to hemispherical dominance in the brain.
Maybe in some cases it's drugs.
His critics said Warhol was the only 'genius' they knew with an IQ of 80. I admire what he 'got away with'.

I find i don't 'have' to think 'continually' outside the square, my spark is a love of the absurd and the quest to spot it comes quite naturally.
But are you implying i act and dress differently to any other large, hairy leathered up biker?

Referenced here. He started out so seemingly eloquent and then plumets down to the depths of the more primal. (maybe it's just cause it's late and I'm tired)
The part I liked best was, "But are you implying i act and dress differently to any other large, hairy leathered up biker?" but you really have to read the whole post aswell as Zed's for it to make sense.

Al · 4th June 2005, 17:58

NhuanH, this one of yours made me roar with laughter!

Having bit of assumed knowledge is like a half eaten pie. You can still taste it, but you don't know what the cat has done to before you got there.

Al

**HDTboy** · 12th June 2005, 11:20

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...75&postcount=7
Best thing I've ever seen from winja
"flys stuck to the back of your helmet"

**Coyote** · 16th June 2005, 11:37

Originally Posted by BM-GS

I went off after her, made sure she knew I was there without being aggressive, and longed for the good old days, when people half expected bikers to beat them up. Maybe I should trade the BM for a Hardley Ableson and wear some old denim?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=13247