
Originally Posted by
Big Dave
On Saturday afternoon I was sitting in my deck chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour, a lady from across the street,
was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be
hung!"
I took a sip from my can of Beck's German Beer, wiped the cold foam
from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly
into the eyes of this irritating neighbor, and calmly replied, "I am.
That's why she cuts the grass."
You da man 

Originally Posted by
Big Dave
Yes - I apologise.
Do you know how much it rained in the fortnight before that mag came out. I wanted a nice pic with a nice bike and nice backdrop.
I had to wait till the rain stopped long enough to put my camera on the front steps and even then it was a rush before it drowned.
An hour before deadline.
Still a mint Jacket.
Don't apologise to me mate... Apologise to your wife for making her mow a wet lawn - and the stubble too if she's the kind of woman that minds that 
And yeah, the Triumph gear looks pretty good to me.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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