Can motorcycles think?

[swbarnett]

But how cool would a bike able to think for itself be.

It's called a horse.

[MIXONE]

I had a triumph bonnie that refused to start whenever I tried to ride it pissed.The rest of the time it was a 2 kick starter.Probable saved my life on more then one ocassion but I had some uncomfortable sleeps beside it.

[glice]

I had a triumph bonnie that refused to start whenever I tried to ride it pissed.The rest of the time it was a 2 kick starter.Probable saved my life on more then one ocassion but I had some uncomfortable sleeps beside it.

ha, are you sure it wasnt just the fact that you were too pised to start it

[EJK]

Drive a Volvo. Just press the shiny orange S.O.S button and this lady voice will talk to you.

[KelvinAng]

Before my lil' ol'hornet had her wee slide down a ditch near Lake Coleridge west of Christchurch and left me limping for 4 weeks after that, I thought I felt the sensation that I shouldn't be riding further on towards the Lake. In fact I nearly lost control of the bike twice the moment I exit Darfield, for no apparent reason along straight country roads at 50km/hr. I almost turned back but eventually put that down to my noob riding skills and the erratic winds at Windwhistle. Next time I'll listen to her

[Ixion]

I asked Von Klunken what he thought of this notion. He thought it was a load of bollocks and sneered at the notion of unterraden being able to think. And opined that even if they could , they should be actively discouraged from doing so. Their place, he thinks is not to think but to follow orders (his, I think he means)

Fairly definative answer I guess.

[avgas]

Some ride, some have a mistress.......i have both in the same vessel.
sometimes she just tells me to fuck off and go home.
so yes - you are correct.
My fathers 955i has one of those smart brains - i think they call it EFI or something. I think its a cats brain cos everytime he wets it with the hose it refuses to to anything.

[Ragingrob]

There was an almighty TWANG? Well that makes things a bit more interesting anyway. Have you done the coro yet by the way?

[slimjim]

yup gota say... somethings are just left as it is on the day.. you were not meant to be ... however the ... twang.... yup ... please inform...