that the best one yet
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Moped rider
I made the mistake of expecting a council worker to actually use the backing camera that was fitted to his truck
I like my woman like I like my bikes.... and my bikes a screamer
Scooter boy
Well this was way back in the day....like when I was about 10. I was on wheels though....
In the apartment complex I lived in (in Singapore) there were always workmen around doing stuff. One day I was skating around kinda bored and went up to the cab of this truck and asked the guy if I could hold on to the back of his truck when he left so I could 'hitch a ride' around the complex a la back to the future styles. It was kind of hard to communicate cause he didn't really speak english but I gather he was pretty much telling me to fuck off, no doubt not wanting to be the one liable for squashing a 'rich white kid' under his wheels.
Not being one to be discouraged I sauntered off around the corner and a couple minutes later when I heard his truck start up I snuck back, craftily avoiding being in his mirrors as much as possible, crouched down on my skateboard and held on to the tailgate.
Unfortunately what I wasn't expecting is that he was going to go somewhere in reverse.
The rest is all a bit blurry being around 20 years ago but suffice to say I made it out alive, uninjured....even my skateboard avoided the wheels as I went arse over tit.
Funny thing is when I look back on it now I see how easily it could have gone REAL pear shaped...but at the time I was just more embarassed than anything else.
Jesus built my Gixxer
I bent over in front of Gordie once...never again, was no laughing matter
Built for speed, not for comfort
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
Trying to adjust a helmet strap with both while riding very very slowly at a very busy petrol station.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Fair weather rider
I was washing my RF and there was a bit of oil/dirt that was very hard to get rid of, I started rubing so hard that the bike tipped over the other side. So much for bike love eh!
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Me: Darling, come here... what do you think of this Daytona
Darling: RF400 is red, it goes faster.
Fashionably late.
I can only think of two..
I backed into the front of my sisters car on my GPX250.. destroying her indicator and headlight. But to make it worse...
A few months earlier, on my GPX250.. I backed into McJim's Ducati !!
NEDWN VIII
Get a job you homo...Originally Posted by nodrog
those GPX's must be flash, i didnt know they had reverse.
posting eactly what I was thinking at the exact time....spooky!
PS: if this offends, please ask me to remove it.
PPS: I have deleted my real funny post....its all yours now
Forum whore
I made a common noob mistake - got lost and stuck it in the wrong hole.
NEDWN VIII
That happened to Disco Dan and look how hes turned out....
Highway Biker
New bike and a very cold morningpulled up to gas station and simply fell over.
Forum whore
Wasn't me.That happened to Disco Dan and look how hes turned out....
Double shot!!
First car, parked it in the shed and noticed a strong brick wall in front of me.. hmmm, burnout time! Put the front bumper against the brick wall and open her up and dump the clutch!! WOOHOO! SMOKIN!! KA-RASH!!! through the wall and into the back yard !
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Fashionably late.
That's why it was so terrible, I flintstone'd it twice.those GPX's must be flash, i didnt know they had reverse.
Chickadee is a small girl but the fire that was raging within after hearing the sound was as enormous as a dragon.
NEDWN VIII
Mmmmmmmm best leave that alone Maha.......
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