Noobie mistakes - you name them

[Mom]

My Grand Mother used to say that...

So did mine you cheeky prick!

Well actually it was my Mommy...

[hayd3n]

I was at my cousins 21st party ,huge bon fire music piss etc ,it started to get late, and we couldent fine him anywhere ,search and searched , well eventually we found him somewone(learner) had reversed over his legs while he was in a drunken sleep behind a car .
both legs were broken and he had a few pins in for a year, we didint realise he had been run over just thought he was drunk so we dragged him near to the bon fire, just thinking he was having a good time so we gave him a few more drinks . he even didint notice untill the morning the his legs were broken when he tried to stand up BLOODY NOOBS LOOK WHERE YOU ARE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there may be some piss head joed out behind your car~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!

[Irontusk]

reversed over his legs while he was in a drunken sleep behind a car .

That reminds me of when I parked on top of someones paddling pool! Don't ask a drunk person to move their car! (Not anywhere near as bad obviously, but still silly)

[The Stranger:Me]

Some noob filled his SV1000 with diesel.

[EtheB]

Having got back into biking after a forty year 'rest' I had a Honda CX400C and loving it! After about nine months and 8,000Km decided to read up a bit on the finer principles. I'd instictively pit my left foot down at stops but one guy in this book reckoned I'd be better off using my right foot as I could then pop it into neutral if I was waiting any legth of time.
Off I went one fine sunny Sunday morning to visit an old pal. Approaching give way junction and can see traffic on my left so prepare to stop. As I slow to a halt, begin to ready left leg, remember advice, switch to right leg - only problem is I've set myself up for the left leg to go down, ground the right leg, bike's leaning left - over it goes, so slowly, so majestically! Chap coming around corner stops and asks if he can help, no that's fine says I heaving the beast back into an upright position. What a b!**#% divot I felt.

All good fun though eh?

[kasper]

nope the other gl145 did not have the ratio for a wheelie.

and i had planned to leave them in the dust.

and when it was up i pushed with the right and pulled with the left whilst leanign in ot the bike to push it down wiht my body.