I lived in Malaysia for a while, and the common practice there is to fine people between the toll booths (this is on top of the odd bribe along the way to police people, 50rm is the normal "gesture").
So, if you were heading from Singapore or Malacca (Melaka), you'd drive/ride like an absolute nut - the roads are awesome, and smooth as. Then, upon arriving at the next toll gate, you'd sit and do the math on your average speed... Now, at 50mph it would mean that 25 miles would = umm, err. Hmm. Get the phone out, now how do you use the calculator. Okay, 30 minutes. So, at 150 mph, it means that I'd take, umm, err, much less. So how long do I need to sit here for??
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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