Fuck off already!

[SPman]

marathon people [whats with running when your life doesnt depend on it?] .

As I once read some Dr saying........
"I only run when I'm late for the funeral of someone who's dropped dead while out running"

[mstriumph]

..............I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

Fucking fat cunts

..... and i hear one more paperthin female saying how HARD it is to have folk commenting on how svelt they are I'M probably going to have an equally bad reaction

please DON'T waste your breath telling the rather more rotund-and-voluptuous-in-an-adiposular-manner majority of women how awful you are having it when weight-reduction has spawned a mega-multi-million-dollar industry ............ they won't believe you - that may be unfair but then LIFE's unfair

don't believe me? then just ask yourself how you can get away with calling the more amply-endowed on here 'fucking fat cunts' with impunity but if one of those maligned sisters called YOU something equally derogatory in relation to YOUR weight, you'd probably smirk and say they were jealous

[and, before you ask ... no, i'm not - some of us don't have body image problems]

[mstriumph]

As I once read some Dr saying........
"I only run when I'm late for the funeral of someone who's dropped dead while out running"

walking is good, too
my grandfather started walking 5 miles a day when he was 70
..... he's 93 now and we've no idea where he is ......

[Ixion]

That's a worry. That's 41975 miles. The earth is only 25000 odd miles around. He should be home by now. But maybe he's gone round a second time, and you missed him the first time. In that case you should expect him in about 4 and a half years time. Keep a close watch this time, and grab the old fool as he powers past.

[mstriumph]

That's a worry. That's 41975 miles. The earth is only 25000 odd miles around. He should be home by now. ...........

erm - one can't assume he's walking in a straight line? most people don't, apparently... walk in a straight line, that is

[Ixion]

erm - one can't assume he's walking in a straight line? most people don't, apparently... walk in a straight line, that is

Oh, you mean he's permanently pissed. In that case , check the local boozer , he's probably spent the 23 years walking in a circle round it looking for the gents.

[H00dz]

I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

Fucking fat cunts[/QUOTE]

I'm the fatest person I know......I'm a maori so I know a lot of fat people......ITs funny and and yet somehow strangely comforting to hear that you being the extreme opposite to my problem is just a frustrating LOL

Sorry No words of comfort except to say I know how you feel....I think?

[icekiwi]

Hey whats the problem being skinny...
Me i'm built like a racing sardine....
Just think I've saved myself a few bucks on performance mods cause of it...
Bike doesn't have to drag a fat arse around=faster

[kevfromcoro]

walking is good, too
my grandfather started walking 5 miles a day when he was 70
..... he's 93 now and we've no idea where he is ......

hahaha that was funny.... go and check your leter box every couple of days..iam sure he will pass by.......

smoke.............
fuck i smell smoke,,,,,,,,,
hang on BRB..... Think i have set fire to the house..
us cunts are hopeless without a women..........
fuck the house is on fire............shit wot i do.......
rin

[oldguy]

I know if your were a farm animal, and you weren't putting on any weight, you would end up in the freezer as dog tucker.

you got good heath thats all that matters.

Now if you were me, then you would have problems, judging by some of the comments made here on KB. I'm screwed.

But I don't give a F**K.

I am what I am,
that's all that I am,
I am what I am,
I'm a Hooligan.

[roy.nz]

Com on eat something already!!!!!! eat tons of cards and protein and you'l pick up weight. Thats how i picked up wieght for rugby.....

[MIXONE]

Built in a similar mould to yourself and living in Wellywood some days I fear that I'm going to get blown out into Cook Strait or something.

[mstriumph]

Oh, you mean he's permanently pissed. In that case , check the local boozer , he's probably spent the 23 years walking in a circle round it looking for the gents.

hmmm - actually i was thinking of him veering off course due to the marginal difference in stride due to leg length .... but i like your idea better *heads for local boozer*

[phoenixgtr]

I know what you're saying pf. I get it all the time. I may be wrong but I reckon it's worse for a guy. I actually had a major complex through school because people would keep teasing me about being skinny. No matter what I eat or how much I eat I don't change. I'm actually finally starting to come to grips with that and not care anymore. I'm healthy and more agile than the average man so there!!

Don't worry about it. Just enjoy life

[naphazoline]

As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

Fucking fat cunts

hey there....
if you are real keen on putting on weight,i know of some great ways.someone here might have already mentioned some of it,but without reading this whole thread,i'll give it a go.

1stly,and mostly,a lot of people think that to put on fat,you need to eat fat.WRONG. you're way more on track if you load up on carb's.the best carb's are,potatoes,bread,pasta, rice,and porridge,and if you eat them in the evening,and don't exercise them 0ff,you should put weight on quite good.

another way is supplements from a gym,but that can be exspensive.

one way i probably wouldn't recommend,is one or two meals a day of really big portions.doesn't work for everyone,but your body can get confused as to when the next lot of nutrients are coming,and store up fat.

i hope this is of some help to you.good luck.