Latte-sipping homos on scooters...

**carver** · 2nd December 2008, 17:25

you will be happy to know i now own a white scooter.

you need to see anger management dude, or roll up a joint.
or smoke less crack

**scootnz** · 2nd December 2008, 17:35

Scooter skirts in Europe are as common as...uh...scooters.

They have no ghey association, being merely a practical solution to keeping the rider dry without having to don 'biker' gear.

Europeans have a far more practical attitude to scooters, and tend to ride modern new ones rather than vintage scooters more than 30 years old.

**Ixion** · 2nd December 2008, 17:39

They used to be popular when I was young. Or, at any rate, a variant, bifurcate to pass around the tank of a conventional bike, was.

I would get one if I could. On the BMW I keep almost completely dry, without waterproofs (so long as I do not stop - so I don't) *except* for the tops of my thighs. If I had an apron to cover them, which could remain affixed to the machine, it would be a great convenience.

**toycollector10** · 2nd December 2008, 20:15

My first bike in 1970 was a step-through 50cc Suzuki. Used to wear my school uniform including sandals and grey old shirt and shorts and a pudding basin helmet (with peak) when I rode it. I must have looked a bloody tragic sight.

But I never got up the sort of crap I see today. Undertaking a line of cars on the inside when they're stopped at a pedestrian crossing and just fucking well breaking on through the crossing without a second thought as to what children, mothers or babies in prams might be one step out of sight.

It fair does my bloody head in the things I see!!!

**MadDuck** · 2nd December 2008, 20:17

Originally Posted by toycollector10

My first bike in 1970 was a step-through 50cc Suzuki. Used to wear my school uniform including sandals and grey old shirt and shorts and a pudding basin helmet (with peak) when I rode it. I must have looked a bloody tragic sight.

Ouch damn that brings back memories. My first bike was a step through 50. I wore a skirt and stockings (ok and a shirt). Let me tell ya when you come off with stockings on they burn like fark!

**Thunder 8** · 2nd December 2008, 20:37

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

so I'm just able to stop him getting a GSXR up his ass, from whence his boyfriend left a load this morning.

So, being as I'm a civilised guy, I lose it, telling him to move his fucking homo scooter.

So, he rolls forward about 6 inches, probably the length of man meat he had in his mouth this morning.

PS. I don't have any issues with gay people, I used the word Homo today with care and respect.

MBB.

I am glad you held back and didnt say what you really felt.

Hahahahahahahaha...... best farkin laugh ive had for ages.

**Ixion** · 2nd December 2008, 20:40

PS. I don't have any issues with gay people, I used the word Homo today with care and respect.

Maybe so. But do you love and embrace your fellow man?

Do you glorify and celebrate diversity ?

**SARGE** · 2nd December 2008, 20:45

Originally Posted by Ixion

Maybe so. But do you love and embrace your fellow man?

Do you glorify and celebrate diversity ?

no..

10 whatever

**Manxman** · 2nd December 2008, 20:48

Should've given him a slap across the arse on the way through. That would have made both your days.

**vifferman** · 2nd December 2008, 20:48

Originally Posted by scootnz

Scooter skirts in Europe are as common as...uh...scooters.

They have no ghey association, being merely a practical solution to keeping the rider dry without having to don 'biker' gear.

Europeans have a far more practical attitude to scooters, and tend to ride modern new ones rather than vintage scooters more than 30 years old.

Duh!
Stop being so... so... sensible!

This isn't one of those threads.

**Ixion** · 2nd December 2008, 20:50

Originally Posted by SARGE

no..

10 whatever

Well that's not very empathic or helpful for male bonding is it? I expected better from the USMC. What happened to 'Dont ask, Dont tell' ?

**vifferman** · 2nd December 2008, 20:52

Originally Posted by MadDuck

My first bike was a step through 50. I wore a skirt and stockings (ok and a shirt).

Yeah.
Chicks wearing skirts on scroters. It's almost de rigeur, is it not?

**PrincessBandit** · 2nd December 2008, 20:55

Originally Posted by vifferman

Oh dear.
He was (at a guess) in his late 20s / early 30s. He looked non-ghey, but I suspect you are right. He was riding a Burgman, or Burgman-esque scroter.

Oi, I rode Rik's Burgman to Hamilton this afternoon. (Get's a lot of attention it does, shoulda seen all the locals when we were out at Clevedon last week too!)

Originally Posted by The Stranger

No a fat lard arse, been eating too many burgers.
Either way scroters are like a fat woman.

See above - I DO NOT ride fat women!

Originally Posted by carver

you will be happy to know i now own a white scooter.

Aww, white?? Pink is so you though.