Latte-sipping homos on scooters...

[klingon]

Ouch damn that brings back memories. My first bike was a step through 50. I wore a skirt and stockings (ok and a shirt). Let me tell ya when you come off with stockings on they burn like fark!

My Mum (now in her 70s) still has a huge scar on her leg from where she fell off her scooter in the 1950s. She was wearing skirt, stockings and cute little slingback shoes. Stockings melted right into her skin as she slid along the road.

Needless to say, her legs never looked the same in short skirts and slingback shoes again. I think it was quite a long time before she could wear any shoes at all, as the top of her foot was pretty much ground down to the bone.

[MarkH]

Now there's nothing more manly than this Suzuki Burger...... (I think it's a Burgman)

Ooh - pretty in pink!

But honestly - isn't that exhaust f'n ridiculous? Still, not much worse than what a lot of boy racers do to their rice mobiles.

[madbikeboy]

My Mum (now in her 70s) still has a huge scar on her leg from where she fell off her scooter in the 1950s. She was wearing skirt, stockings and cute little slingback shoes. Stockings melted right into her skin as she slid along the road.

Needless to say, her legs never looked the same in short skirts and slingback shoes again. I think it was quite a long time before she could wear any shoes at all, as the top of her foot was pretty much ground down to the bone.

Check out some of the Australian TVC's for safety:
www.spoke.com.au

Some of them are just gruesome...

[Morcs]

So lets see, I wonder what the road legal 2-wheel hierachy is:

Japanese sports,
Motards,
Italian sports,
Cool dual sports,
Sports tourers,
BMWs...,
Gay tourers,
Big gay dual sports,
Cruisers,
scooters,
Harleys,
Hyosungs.,
Chinese shite.

[The Stranger:Me]

So lets see, I wonder what the road legal 2-wheel hierachy is:

Japanese sports,
Motards,
Italian sports,
Cool dual sports,
Sports tourers,
BMWs...,
Gay tourers,
Big gay dual sports,
Cruisers,
scooters,
Harleys,
Hyosungs.,
Chinese shite.

Pretty close, but you left one off
apanese sports,
Motards,
Italian sports,
Cool dual sports,
Sports tourers,
BMWs...,
Gay tourers,
Big gay dual sports,
Cruisers,
scooters,
Harleys,
Hyosungs.,
Chinese shite,
Hondas.

[MisterD]

So lets see, I wonder what the road legal 2-wheel hierachy is:

Come on Morcs, you should know that scooters breaks down into:

Weird old scooters (Maico, DMW, Puch...)
Lambrettas
Classic Vespas
New Geared Scooters
European Autos
Jap Autos
Chinese shite scooters can safely be grouped with the larger chinese shite list.

[nudemetalz]

Motards ABOVE Italian Sports ?????????
hmmmm !!!!

[Morcs]

Motards ABOVE Italian Sports ?????????
hmmmm !!!!

Yes. European bikes are either extremely efficient in everyway, but pig ugly, or the italians, which are beautiful, but a pain in the arse to live with.

Come on Morcs, you should know that scooters breaks down into:

Weird old scooters (Maico, DMW, Puch...)
Lambrettas
Classic Vespas
New Geared Scooters
European Autos
Jap Autos
Chinese shite scooters can safely be grouped with the larger chinese shite list.

Yeah trying to suppress my darkside roots
And you should put in modern vespas - I think they are the gayest thing ever. Gimme an ol px200 any day

[MisterD]

Yeah trying to suppress my darkside roots
And you should put in modern vespas - I think they are the gayest thing ever. Gimme an ol px200 any day

They come under European autos...Vespa, Gilera, Derbi, Peeewwgeot.

[PrincessBandit]

So pleased to see Jap sports at the top!!

[carver]

So lets see, I wonder what the road legal 2-wheel hierachy is:

Japanese sports,
Motards,
Italian sports,
Cool dual sports,
Sports tourers,
BMWs...,
Gay tourers,
Big gay dual sports,
Cruisers,
scooters,
Harleys,
Hyosungs.,
Chinese shite

close but

The Mormon few who ride:
Japanese sports,
Motards,
Cool dual sports,
Sports tourers,
scooters,







bikes they do not ride

Gay tourers,
Big gay dual sports,
Cruisers,
BMWs...,
Italian sports,
Harleys,
Hyosungs.,
Chinese shite.

[nudemetalz]

Yes. ....... or the italians, which are beautiful, but a pain in the arse to live with.

Dammit, I was trying to work out a good answer to this but you're goddam right !!!!