Par for the course

[PirateJafa]

How'd you do it you twit?

Pretty simple really.

• Hop on 250cc dirtbike on Friday.
• Start felling trees.
• Swap bike for a 400cc dirtbike.
• Start felling larger trees.
• Can't bend wrist? Meh, don't need throttle control on dirtbikes - moar powar! Continue dirtbiking.
• Get plastered.
• Spend Saturday driving and LANning.
• Spend Sunday riding to beaches with mates.
• Go to work Sun/Mon nights.
• Finally get nagged and ride to A&E where I get shouted at by people with fancy letters after their names.

[ital916]

Pretty simple really.

• Hop on 250cc dirtbike on Friday.
• Start felling trees.
• Swap bike for a 400cc dirtbike.
• Start felling larger trees.
• Can't bend wrist? Meh, don't need throttle control on dirtbikes - moar powar! Continue dirtbiking.
• Get plastered.
• Spend Saturday driving and LANning.
• Spend Sunday riding to beaches with mates.
• Go to work Sun/Mon nights.
• Finally get nagged and ride to A&E where I get shouted at by people with fancy letters after their names.

haha, funny funny. How come chris managed to go into trees as much as you but came out unscathed...you must be WEAK!

Ill have a go on the four hundy...hehe

[pzkpfw]

You were felling trees with the bikes?

[gijoe1313]

I get the feeling that this won't be the end of the shennanigans and exasperation of the local med staff ... "What the? Not again!"

At this stage, wouldn't it be easier to count the unbroken bits you have now in your body?

Neva da brain, moar the pain!

[vifferman]

...ride to A&E where I get shouted at by people with fancy letters after their names.

And you would've hit them, right? Except your wrist was kinda bruk.

[more_fasterer]

until she pulls out her ace, and threatens to remove my pantry-grazing privileges.

I first read that as panty grazing priviledges. That'll learn you for going to the A&E instead of Macca's!

[PirateJafa]

Ill have a go on the four hundy...hehe

You were pussying about enough on the 125, ya wimp. At least Banzai had the guts to have a rip on the 250!

You were felling trees with the bikes?

Well... yeah.

I get the feeling that this won't be the end of the shennanigans and exasperation of the local med staff ... "What the? Not again!"

At this stage, wouldn't it be easier to count the unbroken bits you have now in your body?

Would you believe that I'd never broken a bone before I starting riding motorbikes?

And that I'd never been pulled over or ticketed by the blue boys with the disco lights? Got off every time though so far! Hell yeah.

And you would've hit them, right? Except your wrist was kinda bruk.

Heck no. Some of the gals were smoking hot!

[Swoop]

I

BROKE

JAFA

You do know the phrase "you break it, you own it", right???

[Ixion]

Alternatively, "you broke it, you fix it". Got a Stanley knife?