Another totally reasonable cop...
Scoot and I were skipping hand and hand down the Nor-western motorway this afternoon, on a little adventure.
Now, I've worked out the 80 signs on the side of the road, actually indicate the maximum allowable IQ level of anyone in a cage. Or it's something to do with the eye test they need.
Anyhow, Van in front, fool in a Subaru wagon to my left, one lane of buffer between her and us - then, of course you know this is coming, no indication, she just jerks the wheel to the right towards me. Now, I had a lanes worth of buffer since I'm no fool, so before she had a chance to swing across from the middle lane into mine, I gassed it, zipped past the van...
...And into the sights of the motorcycle cop with his lasergun.
Shit. Merde. Fuck. Piss. Labour Government. Wank.
So, I did the right thing, and pulled over, and waited for him to catch up.
He looked surprised (and perhaps disappointed) at the lack of a chase. He asks "guilty conscience?". I said yep, I gave it some gas to avoid being road kill. He believed me, and I think he saw the whole thing, and since he was a biker, he nodded, asked to see my licence, showed me the speed on the gun, and then told me to behave.
Now, and here's the problem. How am I supposed to be able to dislike the fuzz when they keep being reasonable bastards. I mean, I'm starting to think that it's only that Ginga cunt that's an oddity...

Cheers mate.
MBB.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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