HTFU, you Pussy.

[mattian]

I always ride in the wet/hail/tornados..... because I have no other choice.
I pulled up to the fruit and vege shop today, doing some of my grocery shopping and this big fat woman gets out of her huge 4 wheel drive in the parking space in front of me and says. "god, it sucks being you today doesn't it! sliding all over the place" I was gobsmacked ! I thought of so many comebacks to say to her before she dissappeared but, I bit my tongue........ I thought of Katman telling me off for giving bikers a bad name.

[Ixion]

Today was not very nice. the more so as I had for various resons to take the SV into the city, and it is shit as a commuter , expecially in the wet. However, it's all just part of lifes rich tapestry. I do not mind the wet, some years ago I found a very useful formula to waterproof myself.

Beesway, borax and turpentine. Combine the ingredients in a large cauldron, heat until the turpentine is just smoking (CAVEAT: At this point it is quite close to the flash point. This may not be a good time to knock off and go get a beer). Stir well, and immerse oneself completely. (A straw to breath through is handy). Once the mixture has cooled , climb out, scrape of the surplus, and polish well. Repeat at intervals, and you will never have any problems with your skin leaking.

I do notice that there are few bikes on wet days but the GN250s are ALWAYS out, rain or shine. They are the real bikers. A wee spot of rain separates the bikers from the posers.

[madbikeboy]

You're all fucking pussies.

All of you.

One of my chick mates tried riding the nationals (track) last summer, she'd just had surgery on her wrist, pins and shit to hold the bones together. She got told she wasn't allowed to ride with a cast.

She literally tore the cast off, and rode with a two day old fractured wrist, no pain killers, and she was sprinting.

I've ridden with broken bones, and I've done 10 hour days in snow.

Cyclists are harder than any other pro athlete. Soccer panzies get taken from the field on stretchers. Tyler Hamilton broke his collarbone on day two, rode the rest of the 2000 odd kilometers of the Tour De France, won a stage on a solo breakaway - and wore his teeth down from grinding them from the pain.

Rugby players are all dumb thugs. Sailors are all shirtlifters.

[Swoop]

I dont like camp

You ride a suzuki to prove this?
Get a Honda and be camp and happy, sweetie!

[PrincessBandit]

Meh don't have luxury of cage so gotta commute with my bike to work which is about 20-30mins depends on how traffic is doing on motorway.

Bus? Takes more than 1hour...

And if dat dam bus or train don' come, den it even longer!!!

Not quite what I was thinking.

I was wondering if MBB has that effect on all his female clients.

Yes, I've never heard it referred to as a "reception area" before, but then I have lead a sheltered life as you know Steve.

I do notice that there are few bikes on wet days but the GN250s are ALWAYS out, rain or shine. They are the real bikers. A wee spot of rain separates the bikers from the posers.

Woo hoo, I was lane splitting on the Southern on my wee GN loaner, in the rain..... does that make me a real biker?

You ride a suzuki to prove this?
Get a Honda and be camp and happy, sweetie!

Camp, did someone say camp? Well this one time a band camp.......

[madbikeboy]

KatMan posted:
"Not quite what I was thinking.

I was wondering if MBB has that effect on all his female clients."

Okay, you've met me in real life, the effect I have on women is that I'm so nice I bore them to death. Women seem reluctant to get wet just by looking at me... LOL!

[gijoe1313]

KatMan posted:
"Not quite what I was thinking.

I was wondering if MBB has that effect on all his female clients."

Okay, you've met me in real life, the effect I have on women is that I'm so nice I bore them to death. Women seem reluctant to get wet just by looking at me... LOL!

And yet you have the outward appearance of a bad biker boy ... its all that raspberry tulip drop tea and bathroom soap bombs giving them mixed signals, the soy-decaf latte doesn't help, nor does the manicures and pedicures also ... I think you need to stop frequenting the ponsnobby areas!