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    There is one man that can answer your question Mark.

    He is the man I would go to who is truely the definitive authority on shorts.

    And jandals.

    Possibly singlets.

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    Only commented on the shorts, huh?
    Never mentioned your gorgeous legs at all?

    Obviously a man with no taste....
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    There is one man that can answer your question Mark.

    He is the man I would go to who is truely the definitive authority on shorts.

    And jandals.

    Possibly singlets.
    Ah, but does he know anything of fine Port?
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Possibly a back-handed way of pointing out the risk of wearing shorts while riding.
    I agree with this dude!
    Burn the rubber not your soul baby!

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    I'm not gay, "not that there's anything wrong with that" but we need pictures. Then we will know WTF it's all about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettybillie View Post
    I agree with this dude!
    But maha was in his work van
    Commenting on his shorts is bad enough
    I'm surprised the poor Suzi riders were able to keep their breakfast down after seeing his spindles hanging out from the boxxers
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    A nice comeback though, "I have a clothing mentor".

    Can I use that if I get into that sort of trouble?

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    You`re a fuckin attractive man Mark( I didn`t mean that in a gay way) , take it as a compliment,or personal abuse either way someone noticed you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Only commented on the shorts, huh?
    Never mentioned your gorgeous legs at all?

    Obviously a man with no taste....
    Damn straight Janet....ya'll know a good pair of pins when see them eh?...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Ah, but does he know anything of fine Port?
    Pfft who doesn't, I was drinking the stuff out a plastic cup on Saturday night...
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    There is one man that can answer your question Mark.

    He is the man I would go to who is truely the definitive authority on shorts.

    And jandals.

    Possibly singlets.
    I did mention my Mentor eh Greg??.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by toycollector10 View Post
    I'm not gay, "not that there's anything wrong with that" but we need pictures. Then we will know WTF it's all about.
    Noooooooo you dont need pictures, my word is proof enough...

    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    But maha was in his work van
    Commenting on his shorts is bad enough
    I'm surprised the poor Suzi riders were able to keep their breakfast down after seeing his spindles hanging out from the boxxers
    Boxers are for bitches Marty, my boys need to feel loved...

    Quote Originally Posted by jtzzr View Post
    You`re a fuckin attractive man Mark( I didn`t mean that in a gay way) , take it as a compliment,or personal abuse either way someone noticed you.
    Thank you JT....if you are here on the 31st? come midnight? dont be anywhere near me, I might not be able to controll myself...
    And the person who noticed me......has posted in this fred!...:

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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    maybe they just thought you were hot.
    He is

    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Maha (aka Horse)

    Mom says that size matters, and in your case, that's the point.
    Thanks for sharing a confidence sweetie I thought we were just having a little conversation, not a full blown confession

    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Never mentioned your gorgeous legs at all? Obviously a man with no taste....
    Yeah, his legs are

    Stop perving bitch!

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Ah, but does he know anything of fine Port?

    Imagine this, a lovely tawny, uncorked and breathing....

    tipped into a plastic beaker!

    God we camp with peasants
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    He is



    Thanks for sharing a confidence sweetie I thought we were just having a little conversation, not a full blown confession



    Yeah, his legs are

    Stop perving bitch!




    Imagine this, a lovely tawny, uncorked and breathing....

    tipped into a plastic beaker!

    God we camp with peasants
    So you are not biased in any way....you see this is why I cover my legs up...I could not handle the pressure that Mark has...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    So you are not biased in any way....you see this is why I cover my legs up...I could not handle the pressure that Mark has...

    Bet your legs are too GB!

    Hope you can get up this way over the next week or 2. Be good to see you, you can show your legs off too, shorts do fit under leathers
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Bet your legs are too GB!

    Hope you can get up this way over the next week or 2. Be good to see you, you can show your legs off too, shorts do fit under leathers
    I just wear wonderwear underneath

    I have Nats Christmas Eve to Christmas Day and then back on Boxing Day at 6pm and then for the whole week so will do my very best to pop up to see my very good friends...now what were their names again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    I just wear wonderwear underneath

    I have Nats Christmas Eve to Christmas Day and then back on Boxing Day at 6pm and then for the whole week so will do my very best to pop up to see my very good friends...now what were their names again...
    Bill and Ben?

    Wayne and Ted?

    Me and him?

    We are home till Jan 10th Be good to see you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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