Another totally reasonable cop...

**madbikeboy** · 4th December 2008, 16:00

Scoot and I were skipping hand and hand down the Nor-western motorway this afternoon, on a little adventure.

Now, I've worked out the 80 signs on the side of the road, actually indicate the maximum allowable IQ level of anyone in a cage. Or it's something to do with the eye test they need.

Anyhow, Van in front, fool in a Subaru wagon to my left, one lane of buffer between her and us - then, of course you know this is coming, no indication, she just jerks the wheel to the right towards me. Now, I had a lanes worth of buffer since I'm no fool, so before she had a chance to swing across from the middle lane into mine, I gassed it, zipped past the van...

...And into the sights of the motorcycle cop with his lasergun.

Shit. Merde. Fuck. Piss. Labour Government. Wank.

So, I did the right thing, and pulled over, and waited for him to catch up.

He looked surprised (and perhaps disappointed) at the lack of a chase. He asks "guilty conscience?". I said yep, I gave it some gas to avoid being road kill. He believed me, and I think he saw the whole thing, and since he was a biker, he nodded, asked to see my licence, showed me the speed on the gun, and then told me to behave.

Now, and here's the problem. How am I supposed to be able to dislike the fuzz when they keep being reasonable bastards. I mean, I'm starting to think that it's only that Ginga cunt that's an oddity...

Cheers mate.

MBB.

**MIXONE** · 4th December 2008, 16:02

There is one or two good ones out there.A good result for you.

**Voltaire** · 4th December 2008, 16:06

I was going up the motorway the other day and a motorcycle cop came past me and........waved.

**MentalFacility** · 4th December 2008, 16:21

There are nice cops out threre. In fact I have never met an ashole cope, and ive been pulled over 7 times in total.

**JimO** · 4th December 2008, 16:23

you get back what you give out

**Maha** · 4th December 2008, 16:33

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I mean, I'm starting to think that it's only that Ginga cunt that's an oddity...

MBB.

The Ginga cunt you speak of is a Myth...a vision of beauty to some and holigram to others, not seen by many, and those that do happen upon this mythical character, make nosie about it to keep the ledgend alive.

**jamiey** · 4th December 2008, 16:33

I was too was pulled over recently. One young female cop

and a pommie fella. Obviously the young girl was overcome by my charm and good looks and didn't wanna book me for anything and the pommie fella just wanted to talk shit about bikes. Quite enjoyable 10 minutes by the side of the road, the usual advice to ride carefully and watch my speedo but that was all, so off i ride with some faith in our feds doing a decent job - been ok with decent law abiding (loosely) citizens and keeping the scum bag drink drivers, boy racers and car thieves off the streets.

**Max Headroom** · 4th December 2008, 16:39

Originally Posted by Voltaire

I was going up the motorway the other day and a motorcycle cop came past me and........waved.

B'stard.

Then again, are you SURE it was a wave???

**Katman** · 4th December 2008, 16:41

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

B'stard.

Then again, are you SURE it was a wave???

Wave?

Hey, I've got an idea.........

**PrincessBandit** · 4th December 2008, 16:47

you haven't been drinking already this early in the day have you (it's not even Friday auw)

**Katman** · 4th December 2008, 16:48

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

you haven't been drinking already this early in the day have you (it's not even Friday auw)

Remind me again, which one's Friday?

**Ixion** · 4th December 2008, 16:57

Originally Posted by Maha

The Ginga cunt you speak of is a Myth...a vision of beauty to some and holigram to others, not seen by many, and those that do happen upon this mythical character, make nosie about it to keep the ledgend alive.

You're thinking of Ernie. Ginjacunt is a chimera, like the ghastly coach of Irish legend, drawn by headless horse and driven by the devil. If you draws up before you, the door will open and a bucket of blood will be thrown in your face .

Yep, that'd be Ginjacunt.

**Ixion** · 4th December 2008, 16:58

Originally Posted by Katman

Remind me again, which one's Friday?

Maha does that to me , too. I was going fine with Saturday, then he introduced a Sunday and confused me, then threw in something called Monday and I totally lost it

Friday depends, how many moons are there where you are.

**MarkH** · 4th December 2008, 17:20

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Labour Government

Oi!!!! - Watch the language, mate!

**HenryDorsetCase** · 4th December 2008, 19:18

Originally Posted by Maha

The Ginga cunt you speak of is a Myth...a vision of beauty to some and holigram to others, not seen by many, and those that do happen upon this mythical character, make nosie about it to keep the ledgend alive.

so he's sort of the anti-Stig?