Motorcycles are dangerous

[Oscar]

driving cars is for pussies

...and you don't like pussy..?










































































No surprise there...

[carver]

...and you don't like pussy..?



No surprise there...

fucking girls is for poofs

[Ixion]

My bike is dangerous. I went for a ride near dusk yesterday, and there must be at least 200 dead bugs all over the front of Scoot.

She's an Evil Bitch, and she's out to get bugs.

You do your bike a serious injustice . It is the bugs that are dangerous. They are evil emissaries of the forces of darkness, they are trying to attack you. If they can they will crawl up your nostrils into your brain and take over your soul. You will become a zombie, devoid of all self worth, reasoning capability or vestiges of humanity. You will in fact become a typical beige Corolla driver.

Your noble Scoot , more intelligent and perceptive than its rider, realises this , and in an act of sublime self sacrifice places itself between you and the evil swarm.

[dipshit]

You do your bike a serious injustice . It is the bugs that are dangerous. They are evil emissaries of the forces of darkness,

Ixion, you really are a irresponsible f%#@wit...

http://www.3news.co.nz/Video/Killing...8/Default.aspx

[Winston001]

Yep everything is Dangerious, life is terminal. a loaded gun is safe until you pick it up and pull the trigger, traveling at 300kmph is safe until you hit something solid, or break one of the other laws of physics.

Mmmmm you don't "break" any laws of physics - their application is just a bit more dramatic.
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It is the constant risk analysis that gets us from, getting up from bed to getting into bed, at the end of our day that we mostly do on auto pilot, through our day, using the knoledge we have about the knowen risks for personal harm to ourselves, that are constantly around us.

Good post but just needs a wee tidy up. Didn't bother with the grammar because the sense of what you mean comes through. BDOTGNZA our work is done.

[madbikeboy]

You do your bike a serious injustice . It is the bugs that are dangerous. They are evil emissaries of the forces of darkness, they are trying to attack you. If they can they will crawl up your nostrils into your brain and take over your soul. You will become a zombie, devoid of all self worth, reasoning capability or vestiges of humanity. You will in fact become a typical beige Corolla driver.

Your noble Scoot , more intelligent and perceptive than its rider, realises this , and in an act of sublime self sacrifice places itself between you and the evil swarm.

Scoot is all wise, and all knowing. I bow to your wise epiphany, and I will do my best to avoid the biege corolla syndrome... Does it still apply, if heartbroken and bitter, I have no soul? This morning while I fed and watered her, I took a moment to scrape as much bug gut off her snout; once done, I then prayed to the motorcycling Gods for continued velocity without end.