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    This happened to a friend of mine of course

    At a quiet gathering of bikers one evening, as was the custom back then

    The prerequisite bonfire had been lit using the abundant firewood, good sounds and lots of laughs. No raping that she was aware of but plenty of ahem *loose* behaviour to be seen. She had to leave to meet parental curfew requirements, must have been a good party as I recall her curfew was really early


    From all accounts the bikers got chilly as the night progressed and the firewood ran out. So it was fuelled by the burning of the deck railings, followed by the deck boards, and if I am not mistaken a few kitchen cupboard doors
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Yeah...... but what about the ladies tied to treeees, that's entertainment on demand. I'd give up my microwave for a nice lady tied to a tree, really I would.


    The real chopper has some advice about Microwaves :-P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    This happened to a friend of mine of course

    At a quiet gathering of bikers one evening, as was the custom back then

    The prerequisite bonfire had been lit using the abundant firewood, good sounds and lots of laughs. No raping that she was aware of but plenty of ahem *loose* behaviour to be seen. She had to leave to meet parental curfew requirements, must have been a good party as I recall her curfew was really early


    From all accounts the bikers got chilly as the night progressed and the firewood ran out. So it was fuelled by the burning of the deck railings, followed by the deck boards, and if I am not mistaken a few kitchen cupboard doors
    Bikers back then aye

    "bless their little cotton socks".
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    She had to leave to meet parental curfew requirements, must have been a good party as I recall her curfew was really early

    Well of course 17 year-olds are all that we are interested in. No one wants to "party" with some old boilers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBR97 View Post
    Bikers back then aye

    "bless their little cotton socks".
    Real cuties from what I have been told.

    Funniest thing I actually will own seeing though, is a friend who was wasted and then some. We wanted to drive him home, but NO, he insisted on riding. Fucken hell, he got to the top of McLeans Road, and stopped. Problem was he neglected to put his feet down. We were following him to see him home safely and had to lift the bike off his leg, he was stuck.

    He was laughing hard out, had a big burn from the exhaust on his leg and had actually broken his leg as well. Not feeling too much pain we took him to Middlemore for treatment.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    Well of course 17 year-olds are all that we are interested in. No one wants to "party" with some old boilers.
    Pleased you cleared that up mate. You out do yourself sometimes, really you do.

    Old boiler eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Real cuties from what I have been told.

    Funniest thing I actually will own seeing though, is a friend who was wasted and then some. We wanted to drive him home, but NO, he insisted on riding. Fucken hell, he got to the top of McLeans Road, and stopped. Problem was he neglected to put his feet down. We were following him to see him home safely and had to lift the bike off his leg, he was stuck.

    He was laughing hard out, had a big burn from the exhaust on his leg and had actually broken his leg as well. Not feeling too much pain we took him to Middlemore for treatment.
    I saw sumthing sorta like that once.

    I was riding behind a mate, many many years ago, he was riding a 750 bonnivile,
    he had put some ape hangers on that must of been about 1.5 meters high,

    (he did this to piss off the cops, as you could have them any height as long as they ended up 8 or so inchs from the tank)

    he would get pulled over for having over sized handle bars, he would pull out his tape measure to prove they where legal.
    you get the picture.....

    anyway as i was saying,
    as i was riding behind him , we came to a corner in town, as he leaned to take the said corner, the right handle bar broke off in his hand, funniest thing was he was still trying to rev the bike as he fell over, going about 10 to 15 ks
    we all stopped, and laughed at him,
    cops turned up, and laughed at him.

    he never put ape hangers on his bike again.
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Pleased you cleared that up mate. You out do yourself sometimes, really you do.

    Old boiler eh?
    Well exactly how old was your "friend" who had the really early curfew at the time...???

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    16 maybe..???

    hmmm... perhaps those "good old days" weren't quite so cool when you think about it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBR97 View Post
    you rode a bike you were a outlaw,

    Really? Shouldn't you treat your bike like your girlfriend?

    No, not take it home to meet your mummy.

    Get on her three times a day and take her to heaven and back!!!

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    Back in the dayz bikers didn't wear helmets!. And hard core bikers didn't ride trail bikes. And their chains are a pissant feeble excuse. Didn't have to chain the chicks up, neither. And Mom, did your friend get laid before curfew time?
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Really? Shouldn't you treat your bike like your girlfriend?

    No, not take it home to meet your mummy.

    Get on her three times a day and take her to heaven and back!!!
    When my bike can do the same things my girlfriend can do then maybe.
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Gotta love old school, outlaw bikers.
    When girls wanted to be on the back.
    Yes yes, before you say it........or on there backs.
    Putting the boot in

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