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    dam what have i started

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    I have already , in another thread, provided the definitive solution to this issue.

    See this post for the complete, effective and unarguable answer
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    Now there's an idea...how about a KiwiBiker Wave?
    Wow!~ That's a great idea.

    Can't believe no one's ever thought of that before.

    How 'bout something along these lines
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    Let him who hath understanding
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    For it is a human number
    Its number is six hundred and sixty six.


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    Quote Originally Posted by samgab View Post
    What's the hand signal for:
    "Oh! I say, you cad, you have just pulled out right in front of me causing me substantial consternation!"?
    something like this... or alternate...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    I think standing up and thrusting could mean "I want to hump that slut back there...."
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    I have been regularly using the showstopper.
    Have only had one guy slapping his tank in laughter.
    COME ON GUYS, SPREAD THE SIGNAL!
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Wow!~ That's a great idea.

    Can't believe no one's ever thought of that before.

    How 'bout something along these lines
    That looks great. Bit of a shocker, but I don't mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    How 'bout something along these lines
    I like people who know what they want...

    Would be a great idea - except my gloves won't allow me to move my pinky and ringfinger independently.


    The Ave Caesar salute is quite good to. A low nod with the head while raising the left arm with the palm facing towards yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Wow!~ That's a great idea.

    Can't believe no one's ever thought of that before.

    How 'bout something along these lines
    maybe,butt ,you could only wave like that at the females
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I have already , in another thread, provided the definitive solution to this issue.
    A cunning bike-oriented system of nautical-style flags sounds like a great plan. There's already a good one you can use to warn other riders about upcoming encounters with The Ministry Of Bacon, helpfully enough called Uniform.

    I guess I'm not so sure about some of the other ones though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    something like this...
    Perfect!

    It honors history, stems back over time, is simple yet says a lot!

    Use it everday
    L'arte italiana cammina su due rotelle!

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