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    There's arseholes, then there are Real arseholes

    Came to do a right out of a road which various, quite clear signs assert NO RITGH TURN INTO. And so, stupidly, I presumed my left was safe. Busy highway.

    Started the jump between the right-handers coming along and found myself staring at a tit-cager turning right, straight into me.

    We both jammed on the anchors. But me? I was half into a steep right-hander. Bike was down at maybe 40 degrees. Uho! Too much weight for me to pull upright, so I gently laid Zimmerframe on the ground and then this cunt swept past yelling, 'Ya fuckin' moron!'

    Did he stop to help me get zimmer back on her wheels? Oh no! Just a dick with an attitude, who'd just thought 'Fuck the rules. I exist, therefore I have a right to do whatever the fuck I want.'

    Anyway, so there I was, remembering the so many times I've heaved Zimmer upright on the track, and there's all these fucking cagers blowing their horns. Like, 'Get ya issues off the fucking road, man!'

    Did anyone stop to help me heave Zimmer up?

    Nup!

    Fuck Auckland and all of it's sad-arsed communters.

    Give me the Country-folk every time.

    What a shit of a place to live when cagers do as described. Like it wasn't rush hour. It was two in the afternoon!
    Only 'Now' exists in reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dpex View Post
    Came to do a right out of a road which various, quite clear signs assert NO RITGH TURN INTO. And so, stupidly, I presumed my left was safe. Busy highway.

    Started the jump between the right-handers coming along and found myself staring at a tit-cager turning right, straight into me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    Theres your problem!
    Yeah. I won't make that mistake again.

    But what a bunch of fucks! Zimmer was laying on the ground. An old fuck was clearly trying to get her upright. She's a heavy bike. They didn't know if I'd had an accident, or a fucking heart attack.

    Did they stop to help, or even ask? Nup. Just blew the horns saying, 'Get your issues off my bit of road.'
    Only 'Now' exists in reality.

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    And the likes of McJim will still claim that the public love motorcyclists.

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    Whereabouts in Auckland were you? I have had a similar experience when I crashed in Mt Wellington, but when I binned in Remuera (in rush-hour) everyone was really considerate and helpful. I don't think you can treat Auckland as one area, it all depends on where you are.

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    The public in this case would have behaved EXACTLY the same if it had been a little white haired old lady lying on the road having a heart attack. ('cept maybe they'd have stopped and stolen her purse)

    Cunts is cunts they just hate and abuse everybody. Nothing special about motorcyclists.

    Your mistake is you assume arseholery is directed at us because we are motorcyclists. It's not, the arseholes hate and abuse everybody .
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    Quote Originally Posted by kave View Post
    Whereabouts in Auckland were you? I have had a similar experience when I crashed in Mt Wellington, but when I binned in Remuera (in rush-hour) everyone was really considerate and helpful. I don't think you can treat Auckland as one area, it all depends on where you are.
    lucky for you! people around mt hobson were most unhelpful when my bike wouldnt jump start. even bikers just rode past
    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    you dont get 180+ hp out of 998cc by being nice to trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    The public in this case would have behaved EXACTLY the same if it had been a little white haired old lady lying on the road having a heart attack.
    You don't seriously believe that, do you?

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    Yes . There's far more cunts hate the world in general than hate motorcylists specifically. I've found plenty that have a huge chip on their shoulder against EVERYTHING, very few that have a genuine hatred of bikers and bikers only .
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    dorklanders......
    I feel for ya..
    Just to put it into perspective:
    This morning I pulled over just out of Hawera....to check cellphone, stretch my legs, count my tyres etc.
    Young man in cage turns around stops and asks ' you ll right mate?"
    Yes I am, thanks very much for asking....
    It helped make my day..

    Oh, and I do believe Karma exists.....
    So don't worry mate,
    It will all come out in the wash.....

    Dorkland......
    No thanks
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Best you look and never ever assume anything.

    Never expect anything from anybody and you will never be disappointed.


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    It is what it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    And the likes of McJim will still claim that the public love motorcyclists.
    And you think that they would rush out of their cars to hand cake and flowers to someone who has, say, stalled their car in the middle of the road like Dpex was?

    You naive man you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    You naive man you.
    I've been called a lot of things - but that's a new one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by awayatc View Post
    Dorkland......
    No thanks
    civilisation, yes please
    haha but i do think that people would stop to help an old lady and not steal her purse, just depends what area of auckland you are in


    Quote Originally Posted by awayatc View Post
    dorklanders......
    I feel for ya..
    Just to put it into perspective:
    This morning I pulled over just out of Hawera....to check cellphone, stretch my legs, count my tyres etc.
    Young man in cage turns around stops and asks ' you ll right mate?"
    Yes I am, thanks very much for asking....
    It helped make my day..

    Oh, and I do believe Karma exists.....
    So don't worry mate,
    It will all come out in the wash.....

    Dorkland......
    No thanks
    oh and we do get people stopping and asking if your alright in auckland. they just choose to be hidden, like smart blondes and UFO's (you hear about them but never see them)
    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    you dont get 180+ hp out of 998cc by being nice to trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    And you think that they would rush out of their cars to hand cake and flowers to someone who has, say, stalled their car in the middle of the road like Dpex was?

    You naive man you.
    How come people came and pushed my(very heavy) landrover out of the way when it broke down recently?
    Unasked for even....
    Mind you I myself stop ALWAYS to help bikes/cages in need....

    Karma?
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