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    theres always the tried and true WTF???
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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    Me:
    Our spies have reported that the Chinese army has conducted field testing of a highly destructive tectonic weapon.
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    The flight of Valkyries
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    The motorbike theft gang struck the Armed Riders Section Squad in a split-second daring simultaneous move that left the troops up in the air about what to do next...
    Good grief


    You don't do this a lot do ya?
    Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet

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    The drill sargent yelling "Next f*%@er to touch the ground gets a tibetan neck tie!"
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    It was only at the very last moment that the chinese parachute team realised they'd forgot something vitally important

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